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Thursday, 31 March 2011

HELLO

A simple word
HELLO is so
sweet
"H" How are you ?
"E" Everything is all right
"L" Love to listen you
"L" Love to see you
"O" Obviously missing you
so HELLO...

Wednesday, 30 March 2011

Swimming Pool

Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled?
When asked him, he said,
"Oye, that's for those who don't know Swimming.

Saturday, 26 March 2011

Orange vs Apple

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

Friday, 25 March 2011

Santa- Miss Call

Santa: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Santa: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".

Husband wife mein larai hoi

Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai"
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana.

Shayari

Hume pata nhi dil ki manzil kahan he,
Humto unke peeche chalte rahenge,
safar khatam kar denge wahi par,
Jahan tak unke kadam le chalenge.

Thursday, 24 March 2011

Banta - M.B.B.S.

After finishing MBBS Banta Singh started his practice.
He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said: "Oye, Torch is okay"

Judge

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Banta to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

Santa-Banta Again

Banta: I think that girl is deaf.
Santa: How do u know?
Banta: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals (Shoes) are new

Ladkiya Patane Ke 101 Farmulas

Formula 1
Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai.

Formula 2
Ladkiyon se jab bhi mile ek pyaari si smile jarur kare.

Formula 3

Hamesha unki help ke liye taiyaar rahe.

Formula 4

unka Birth day kabhi naa bhule aur unhe koi Beautiful gift jarur de, yaa ek Rose.

Formula 5

uus par kabhi bhi gussa na kare, Hamesha pyaar se hi pesh aaye.

Formula 6

Ladkiyan Shayari pasand karti hai, isliye aksar unhe unki khubsurti par koi Shayari sunate rahe, aisa karte rahne se wo aapke pyaar me pagal ho jayegi.

Formula 7

unse hamesha achche Dress me hi mile, yaad rakhe aap ko bhi attractive dkhna padega.

Formula 8

agar aap ek hi class me hai to unko Study me yaa Notes banane me Help karte rahe, aisa karne se aap unke aur bhi karib aate jaenge.

Formula 9

Aap jab bhi unse mile unhe Hi yaa Hello yaa Shake hand karna na bhule, isse apna pan badata jaega.

Formula 100

Ladkiyon ko Good personality wale Ladke bahut achche lagte hai, issliye koi achchi si Gym me exercise kar apni Body ko attractive banaye. isse Ladkiyan aapko dekhte hi impress ho jaengi.

Formula 11

Agar aapke pass cell phone hai aur us ladki ke paas bhi ( jise aap patana chahte hai), to aksar usko Funny SMS yaa Love SMS yaa Friendship SMS bhejte rahe. aisa karne se aap unki yaado me bane rahenge.

Formula 12

Friendship aur Valentines day ko unhe hamesha wish kare aur ek Pyara sa Gift jarur de. aisa karna najdiki badane ke liye bahut jaruri hai.

Formula 13

Ladkiyon se hamesha Romantic mood me hi baat kare, aise baat kare jisse unhe lage ki aap ko unse baat karke bahut hi maza aa raha hai.

Formula 14

Hamesha unko Respect de, isse aap unki nazaron me ek achche Ladke bane rahenge, jo Ladki patane ke liye bahut hi jaruri hai.

Formula 15

Ladkiyon se kabhi mat sharmaiye, Maximum Ladki sharmile Ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai, issliye hamesha frankly unse mile.

Formula 16

Apni Personality perfect rakhne ke liye hamesha chust durust dikhe, na ki sust yaa kaamchor. Ladkiyan furtile Ladko ko hi pasand karti hai.

Formula 17

agar Ladki Filmo ki shaukin hai to usse aksar Film ke hi bare me baate kare, isse wo aapse apni feeling bantkar khush aur impress hongi.

Formula 18

aap apne din ki shuruwat unhe ek mast Good Morning SMS bhejkar karen.

Formula 19

Raat ko sone se pahle ek Pyara sa Good Night SMS bhejkar bhi aap unhe impress kar sakte hai.

Formula 20

Ladkiyon se usi topic par baat-chit karo jis me use baat karne me maza aaye, isse wo aapse bahut samay tak baat kar sakti hai. aur aapki Dosti Pyar me bhi badal sakti hai.

Formula 21

Ladkiyon ke samne hamesha apna Cina taan kar chale, aisa karne se Mardangi jhalkti hai aur Ladkiyan Mardon ko hi pasand karti hai.

Formula 22

Ladkiyan darpok ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai issliye aap darna chhod de aar Ladkiyon se ek nidar ki tarah react kare.

Formula 23

agar Ladki aapse kuch mange to use jarur pura karne ki koshish kare, isse Ladkiyan aapse itni impress hongi jiski aap imagine bhi nahi kar sakte.

Formula 24
Unke Birth day par sabse pehle aap wish kare, isse wo aapko kabhi nahi bhul payengi.

Formula 25

Hamesha unse kisi na kisi bahane milte rahe, isse aap unki nazaron aur yaado me aksar bane rahenge.

Formula 26

unhe Dinner ya Lunch ke liye offer kare, ager wo agree ho jaye to unke pasand ke hotel me unke pasand ki dish order kare. wo turant aap par fida ho jayegi.

Formula 27

Ladkiyon se pehle Dosti karo baad me unse apne Dil ki baat kahna, Pyar ke mamle me patience se kaam le.

Formula 28

jab wo aap se baat kare to unki baato ko unki aankon me aankhen dalkar dhyanpurvak sune.

Formula 29

Agar Ladki aapki neighbor ho to roz subah unko dekhte hi Good Morning jarur kahe.

Formula 30

Agar Ladki aapki Class met ho to unse shake hand jarur kare.

Formula 31

Agar aap unke sath antakhari khele to unko target karke Loveable song jarur gaye.

Formula 32

Agar wo aapse raste par Lift mange to aap use jarur de, aur aise react kare jaise aap bahut jaruri kaam se ja rahe the Lekin unke liye aapne jaruri kaam chhod kar unhe Lift di, isse wo aap se Impress hue bina nahi rah sakegi aur aap use aasani se pata lenge.

Formula 33

agar wo koi problem me ho to sabse pehle unki help ke liye aap pahuche, ye Ladki patane ke liye jaruri sabak hai.

Formula 34

Ladkiyan bahut emotional hoti hai isliye unki emotion ki hamesha sammaan kare.

Formula 35

agar Ladki koi bhari kaam kar rahi hai to aap unki madad jarur kare. kaam me hath batane se Pyar badata hai.

Formula 36

agar School/College me unki Gaadi ka Petrol khatam ho gaya ho to aap apni Gaadi ka Petrol nikalkar jarur de.

Formula 37

unse hamesha hansi mazak karte rahe, Lekin ek limit me hi.

Formula 38

agar Ladki kahi paidal ja rahi ho to aap unhe apni Bike me Pahucha dene ka offer jarur kare, aisa impression jamane ke liye badiya mauka hai.

Formula 39

aap kisi Ladki ko bahut pyar karte hai to apni feeling ko Pink color ke paper par likhkar unhe jarur de, yaani unhe Love Letter likhe.

Formula 40

Maximum Ladkiyan Funny Ladke pasand karti hai, isliye aapko bhi Funny banana padega.

Formula 41

Jab bhi aap Ladkiyon se mile to unhe ek Mazedar Jokes jarur sunaye, yaa kuch Funny Shayari hi. (click here for Funny SMS & Funny Shayari Collection)

Formula 42

agar wo Morning walk karne jati hai to aap bhi uske sath sath walk karne jaye, subah ke mast mahaul me aap unse Mazedar baate kar unhe impress kar sakte hai.

Formula 43

agar unke paas cell phone hai to kisi bhi bahane unse Contact karte rahiye, aur SMS bhi bhejte rahiye. (click here for World's largest collection of SMS)

Formula 44

agar unka tabiyat thik naa ho to unse milne jarur jaye, aur unka haal chaal jarur puche.

Formula 45

apne Birth Day me unhe invite karna na bhule, aur aaye to ye kahna "aap hi ka intzar kar raha tha, ab aap aa gai ho ab mai Cake katunga.

Formula 46

unke diye hue Gift ki tarif jarur kare, tarif karna Deep me Ghee dalne ke saman hai.

Formula 47

agar unka Mail ID aap jante ho to unko Mail karte rahe aur ye ehsas dilaye ki aap dinbhar unki hi khayalo me khoye rahte hai.

Formula 48

agar aap ko apne Padosan ko patana ho to unke ghar aate jate rahe aur jarurat padne par unki madad karte rahe.

Formula 49

agar Padosan ka bhai bhi hai to, Pehle uske bhai se Dosti karo, uske bhai ki nazaro me aap ek samajhdar Ladke ki tarah raho, isse aapka unke ghar aana jana laga rahega.

Formula 50

Har insan apni tarif sunana chahta hai, isliye aap Ladki ke har Chijo ki tarif karte rahe.

Formula 51

Ladkiyon se hamesha Confidence ke sath hi baat kare.

Formula 52

agar aap kisi Ladki ko Patana chahte hai to usse baat karne ki koshish kare. aur apni feeling ko kisi din Letter me likhkar unhe de do. isse Ladki aapke Himmat ki Kayal ho jayegi.

Formula 53

agar unka koi Nick name ho to aap unko Nick name se hi pukare. isse aap unko apne se lagenge.

Formula 54

Jab bhi aap unse mile to unko uske pasand ki Chocolate jarur de. Ladkiyon ke shauk pure karne se unko Patane me aasani hoti hai.

Formula 55
agar Ladki ice-cream khane ki shaukin ho to unko jarur isske liye offer karte rahe..

Formula 56

Ladkiyan agar group me ho to aap unhe (Jinhe Patana hai) hi dekhte rahe, aisa karne se wo bhi aap ke taraf attract ho jaegi.

Formula 57

agar aap kisi Ladki ko Propose karna chahte ho to, aap unka ek hath pakadkar unhe Red Rose dekar Propose kare. wo aap ka Proposal jarur accept kar legi.

Formula 58

unki har ada ki tarif jarur kare, wo jarur khush hongi.

Formula 59

Propose karna Mard ka kaam hai iss liye aap ye mat soche ki Ladki aakar aapko Propse karengi, Pahle aapko hi Propose karna hoga.

Formula 60

agar wo kabhi aapke ghar ke samne se gujre to use apne ghar jarur bulayen, aur Chaay ya Coffee jarur pilaye. isse wo aapke mehman navaji ki kayal ho jayegi.

Formula 61

agar aap unka ghar jante hai to Holi ke din uske ghar unke sath Holi khelne jana na bhule aur unke sath khub hansi mazak kare.

Formula 62
agar aap Party me kisi Ladki ko Patana chahte ho to, aap sabse pehle unse jakar mile aur apna Introduction de, isse dhire-dhire baat chit ka silsila shuru hoga aur aap use Pata lenge.

Formula 63

aap ki Padosan agar School/College jane ke liye nikal rahi ho to aap unke sang hole aur unse baat karte hue aap bhi jaye. aisa Continue 3 Dino tak kare aur 4th Din mat jana, wo 5th Din aapse jarur puchegi kal kyu nahi aaye. aur iss tarah mulakat se aap use Pata hi lenge.

Formula 64
Ladki Patane ke liye Confidence bahur hi jaruri hai isliye aap Pahle apne aap pe bharosa rakhiye ki aap use Pata kar hi Dumm lenge, aur aap apne Confidence ke bal par hi use Pata lenge.

Formula 65

Ladkiyan Patane ke liye apne aap me kuch quality paida kare, jaise Singing, Dancing, Body Building, Acting. quality hone se Ladki Patana bahut asan ho jata hai.

Formula 66

agar aap me koi buri aadat ho to use chhod de, bure Ladke pasand nahi kiye jate hai, isliye apni buri aadato ko chod de.

Formula 67

Ladkiyon ke samne kabhi bhi Smoking na kare aur na hi Drinking. ye baat hamesha yaad rakhe Ladkiyan Good Manners wale Ladko ko hi Pasand karti hai.

Formula 68

Ladkiyon ke samne kabhi bhi Gandi baate naa kare isse aapka unke samne ek bad boy ki image ban jaygi. aap unke samne Talented person ki tarah hi Behavior kare.

Formula 69

agar aap jante hai ki wo kis Film Hero ki Fane hai to aap usi Hero ke jaisi Hare Style rakhe aur usi ki tarah dikhne ki khoshish kare. Ladki aapse impress hogi hi.

Formula 70

aap hamesha unse sach bolne ki koshish kare, isse aap unhe sachche Ladke lagenge. jo ki impress karne ke liye jaruri hai.

Formula 71

aap unke prati hamesha vafadar rahe, har Ladkiyan ek vafadar sathi ki talash me rehti hai.

Formula 72

agar aapke makaan ke kiraye daar ko Patana ho to uske kuch mahine ka Kiraya maaf karde. isse aapki unse najdikiyan badengi. aur wo aapka ehsan mand ho jaengi

Formula 73

Ladkiyan hazirjawab Ladkon ko Pasand karti hai issliye aap hazirjawab dene wale person baniye.

Formula 74

Kai Ladkiyan filmo ki baate karna bahut pasand karti hai, aise Ladkiyon se aap unke pasand ki filmo ke baare me baate karke unhe impress kar sakte hai.

Formula 75

intelligent Ladko se Ladkiyan impress hoti hai issliye aap apni Study improve karke Ladkiyon ko impress kar sakte hai.

Formula 76

Ladkiyan Patane ke liye aapka General Knowledge Strong hona chahiye, GK Ladkiyon ko Patane me bahut hi Helpful hota hai.

Formula 77

Ladkiyan saaf suthri image wale Ladko ko Like karti hai issliye aap jhagde-jhanjhaton se dur hi rahe.

Formula 78

aap jis Ladki ko Patana chahte hai use agar koi pareshaan kar raha ho to aap us Ladki ki madad kare, isse wo Ladki aapse turant Pat jayegi.

Formula 79

agar wo koi khaas type ke Book read karne ki shaukin ho to aap use wo Book Gift kare (for exa. Comics, Film Magazines etc.). wo aapse jarur impress hongi aur aap unhe easily Pata lenge.

Formula 80

hamesha koi badiya Body Spray (Perfume) lagaya kare. aapke Body ki khushbu Ladkiyon ko aapki aur attract karegi

Formula 81

agar wo aapki kuch help kare to usse thanks jarur kahe. impression jamane ke liye ye chhoti-chhoti formalities bahut kaam aati hai.

Formula 82

agar aapke paas Bike ho to use hamesha saaf suthri rakhe, Ladkiyan Saaf suthri Bike me hi ghumna Pasand karti hai. issliye apne Bike ko attractive banaaye.

Formula 83

Aap Mobile set aisa rakhe jo aapki Personality ko suet kare. achhe Mobile set rakh kar Ladkiyon ko apni taraf attract kiya ja sakta hai.

Formula 84

apne cell phone ke wallpaper me unka Photo set kar ke rakhe, aur use dikhaye wo aapse jarur impress hongi.

Formula 85

aap kisi din unse ye kah kar ki "aap mujhe aapna autograph denge to ye meri khushnasibi hogi". aap unka autograph mangkar unko impress kar sakte hai.

Formula 86

apne cell phone me koi Romantic Ring tone hi rakhe, Romantic Ring tone sunkar Ladkiyan jarur impress hoti hai. Ladkiyon ko Patane ke liye unhe impress karna bahut hi jaruri hai.

Formula 87

unke ghar ke paas se jab bhi gujre unhe dekhne ki koshish jarur kare. unhe ye ehsas dilana jaruri hai ki aap unme interest rakhte hai.

Formula 88

agar aap unse kahi mile aur unke sath me unke Parents ho to unke Paanv (charan) chhue. Ladki turant aapse impress hogi (agar Ladki JaanPehchan wali ho ussi condition me hi).

Formula 89

agar wo age me aapse chhoti ho phir bhi aap unse "AAP" kahkar hi baat kare. unhe lagna chahiye ki aap unka bahut respect karte hai.

Formula 90

unke sath kabhi bhi bahas nahi kare hamesha unki baat ka sath de. tabhi unko Pata sakte hai.

Formula 91

har Ladki apne Khubsurti ki tarif sunana chahti hai issliye aap unki khubsurti ka hamesha tarif karte rahe. ye Ladki Patane ka Super hit Formula hai.

Formula 92

aap unhe hamesha ye kahe ki wo Duniya ki sabse Beautiful Ladki hai. wo aap se hamesha khush rahegi aur easily set ho jayegi.

Formula 93

mere ek Dost ki 56 Girl Friend hai. usne un sabhi ko Patane ke liye jo Formula use kiya hai wo hai- "Ladkiyon se hamesha unke baare me hi baate karo". wo hamesha Ladkiyon se unke hi baare me baate karte rahta tha aur Ladkiyan Pat gai.

Formula 94

unse kabhi bhi gandi baate na kare unse achhi baate hi kare, tabhi kamyabi milegi.

Formula 95

aap unse ye kahe ki aap unke liye kuch bhi kar sakte hai, wo aap se impress hogi hi.

Formula 96

Maximum Ladkiyan Clean shave kiye hue Ladko ko Like karti hai issliye sexy dikhne ke liye shave karte rahe.

Formula 97

Ladkiyon ko kabhi bhi ghur kar naa dekhe balki unhe hamesha Pyaar bhari nazaron se hi dekhe, Ladki aapki Diwani ho jayegi.

Formula 98

agar kabhi unke sath Film jane ka mauka mile to koi Romantic Film hi dekhne jaye, unke sath Romantic Film dekhi matlab Ladki Patti.

Formula 99

Ladkiyan apne Julfon (hair) ki tarif sunana Pasand karti hai, issliye unhe Patane ke liye unke Julfon par Shayari sunaye yaa tarif kare. (click here for Tarif Shayari)

Formula 100

aap unki sabhi baaton par agree kare unke kisi bhi baaton ko naa kaate, aap dono ke think milne ka ehsas dilakar bhi aap unhe aasani se Pata sakte hai.

Formula 101

aap unke sath hamesha unke baare me hi baate kare, aur unko special hone ka ehsas jarur dilaye, isse wo aapki Diwani ho jayegi

Sardar ki wife

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

Wife came home with a goat.

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"
Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

Life

Life Has No Pause Button.
Dreams Have No Expiry Date.
Time Takes No Holiday.
So, Live-Life Without Any Rules.
But with some Regulations.

Shayari

Sochta Hu Kya Use Nind Ati Hogi
Ya Meri Trah Sirf Ashq Bahati Hogi
Wo Meri Shakl Mera Naam Bhulane Wali
Apni Taswir Se Kya Ankh Milati Hogi

Emotional Thought

Expression of d face could b seen by every1
But d depression of heart
could b understood only By d Best 1
Don't lose them in life

Bewafa

Pyar sikhakar wo juda ho gaye,
Na socha na samjha bas khafa ho gaye,
Ab kisko hum apna kahe,
wo b auro ki tarah bewafa ho gaye.

AAp...

AAPKI Khushi Ki Chah Karte Hein,
Bas Itna Sa Hum Gunah Krte Hein,
Aj Phir Apke Intezar Me Betab Hein,
Dekhna Hai Ap KAB Hume Yad Krte Hein.

Ladkiya

Hazaro Ladkiya Aati H,
Hazaro Hi Jati H.
Hazaro Hasati H,
Hazaro Hi Rulati H.
But My Dear,
Sath Vahi Nibhati H
Jo "DOLI" Me
Baith K Aati H..

Chappal Chor

DiL ka Dard Batana Mat
Aankho Me Aansu Lana Mat
Is Baar Pitayi Bahut Hogi
IsLiye Masjid Se ChappaL churana Mat
Chappal Chor..

Shayari

Neend Walo Ko Kya Khabar Iski,
Ki Jage Hain Kaun Raat Bhar Tanha..
Log Soye The Band Kamro Me,
Chand Bhatka Hai Raat Bhar Dar-Ba-Dar Tanha..

Shayari

Har Rishte ko Aajmaya He Humne
Kuch Paya Par Bahut Gawaya Hai Humne
Har Us Shakhs Ne Rulaya He
Jis Ko Bhi Is Dil Me Basaya Hai Humne

Wednesday, 23 March 2011

Mobile Bill

Santa: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Wife Missing

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

Tuesday, 22 March 2011

Love vs Anger

While Dad was polishing his new car,

his 4yr old son pickedup a stone

& scratched lines on d side of d car.

In his anger,Dad took child's hand

& hit it many tmes,

nt realizing he was using a wrench.

At d hospital, his child said,

"Dad,wen wil my fingrs grow bck?"

Dad was so hurt.

He went bck to the car

and kicked it a lot of times.

Sitting back,he looked at d scratches,

child wrote "I LOVE YOU DAD"

MORAL:-~Anger & Love have no limits.

Hurting

We never think of hurting those
who r very close 2 us
but it happens dat v land up hurting them d most
Bcoz its always true dat CLOSENESS HURTS.

Shayari

Dil Ke ZakhM Pe Mat Ro Mere Yaar
WaqtHar ZakhM Ka MarhaM Hota hai
DilSe Jo Saccha Pyar Karta Hai
Uska To Khuda B Diwana Hota hai.

Smile

Smile a while,
& when U smile,
smile another smile
& soon there will b miles
& miles of smile
bcoz you smiled
i wish ur day is full of SMILE

Shayari

Apne Dard Ko Daba K Dekho,
Ek Baar Nhi Hr Baar Apna K Dekho,
Log Kabhi Milte Nhi Ek Jaise,
Kuchh Logo Ko Ek Baar Phir Ajma k Dekho

Love Shayari

Hotho pe aaj hasi khil ayi he,
Pyar ki kimat ab samajh ayi he,
Zamane wale bhi na kar payenge hume alag,
Agar Rab Ne Hamari Jodi Banayi Hai.

Good day

A Message 2 Start ur Day
A Prayer 2 Bless ur Day
A Cheer 2 Perfect ur Day
A Moment 2 say
Take Care & Have a Good Day....!

Shayari

Aankho K Sagar Me Jalan Kaisi hai
Aaj Dil Ko Tadapne Ki Lagan Kaisi hai
Barf Ki Trah Pighal Jayegi Zindgi
Mujhse Puch PYAR Ki agan Kaisi hai

Sweet

U Look "Sweet" when U Open MY sms,
U Look "Sweeter" when U Read & smile,
But U Look"Sweetest" when U Reply.
So Always Try to Look Sweetest.

Relationship

A Relationship
Doesn't Shine
By Juz Shaking Hands
In Best Time!
But It Blossoms
By Holding Hands Firmly
In Critical Situation !!

For You

My Hearts Made 2 Luv U
My Lips Made 2 kiss U
My Eyes R Made 2 see U
My Hands R Made 2 Hold U
Evry Part of Me Wants U
Coz I Was Made Jst 4u..

Dost

Dost Samjhte ho to Dosti nibhate rahna,
hamai bhi yad karna, khud bhi yad ate rahna,
meri to khushi Aapse he hai,
mai khush rahu ya na,
bas Aap muskrate rahna.

Friend

I Value my friends
More than I Value My Life.
So When i say u r my Friend,
It's Just As Gud As saying u r My Life

Monday, 21 March 2011

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

Sunday, 20 March 2011

Kash aap sms hotay..

Wife:Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta

Saturday, 19 March 2011

Santa in Airplane

Santa in airplane going to Bombay . While its landing he was excited and shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Santa: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"

Ingredients of perfect Holi

Bright colors,
water balloons,
lavish gujiyas and melodious songs
are the ingredients of perfect Holi.
Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.

Happy Holi

Rutha Hai Koi To Use Manao,
Aaj To Saari Galti Bhul Jao,
Laga Do Ye Dosti Ka Rang Aaj Sab Ko Yaaro,
Aaj Holi Manao To Aisi Manao,Happy Holi, :)

Happy Holi

Colors of life,
Colors of joy,
Clolors of Happiness,
Colors of frienship,
Colors of love & all the colors u want to paint in ur life.
happy Holi.

All shades of holi

Red 4 prosperity.
Green 4 happiness,
blue 4 longitivity,
orange 4 progress,
pink 4 friendship.
May u be blessed with all shades of Holi.

Have a colourful holi !

Celebrating the colors
of our beautiful relationship,
I wish you and your family
all the bright hues of life.
Have a colourful holi !

The most colourful Holi.

Auspicious red.
Sunkissed gold.
Soothing silver.
Pretty purple.
Blissful blue.
Forever green.
I wish u and all family members
The most colorful Holi.

Thursday, 17 March 2011

Sms Kyun Nahi karte

Kya aap.. Close Up karte hain..?
Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..!
Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...!
"MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..!
To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!

Good Night

Apun 1 sher bolega,
Charo Taraf Chand faakrela hai light,
Boleto ho gayeli hai nighat,
Band karne ka tube light,
Aur soneka tight, Boleto,
Bye Good Night.

Pyaar

Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar karo
Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karoRoz nikla karen
kisi ke yaad mein aanso Itna kabhi na kisi se pyaar karo

Love Shayari

Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai…
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai…

Shayari

Mohabbat ka matlab intzaar nahi hota,
Har kisi ko dekhna pyar nahi hota,
Yu to milta hai roz mohabbat-e-paigam,
Pyar hai zindgi jo har baar nahi hota…….

Pj Shayari

Arz kya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi..

PJ Shayari

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya..
Khushbu teri sath laya...
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...
Ke lagta hay ki...Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi "NAHAYA"

Friend

Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a
door that is open to receive friends. And a garden
full of memories.... of many good things.

Friend

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep
and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is
always there for you and never let you down

Emotional Thought

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never
draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but
circles are never ending

True Friend

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True
friends stay together and never say good bye

You

It takes half our life to find true friends & half
of it keeping them.I am lucky to have spent less than
half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest
keeping you.

Wish

When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me:
What is your wish for today? "I said : please take
special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!"

Friends

Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break
into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in
my life's journey we became FRIENDS!

Special Friend

A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be
special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so
lucky I m for having you.

You & I

People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some
give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others
may forget YOU but never will I.

Friendship

If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were
leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will
give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u
mine

Friend

A friend gives hope when life is low,

a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go,

a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.

You

Feel good when somebody Miss u.

Feel better when somebody Loves u.

But feel best when somebody never forgets u.

Life

One day u will ask me: What is more important to you,
me or your life? I will say: my life,  You will walk
away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!

Friendship

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in
heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry,
but my friendship with u will never die.

Wednesday, 16 March 2011

Shayari

Andhera mila he to roshni b milegi
Gam mila h to khusi bhi milegi
Rehta nahi ek sa mausam Aansu mili hai to hasi b milegi.

Smile

A smile is the best lighting system of the face,
the best cooling system of the head,
and the best warming system of the heart.

Nice One

Never waste time for someone who doesn’t even bother spending time for u …..
but with someone who will say “time is wasted if i am not with you”

Dosti

Teri Pyari Si Dosti Kaise Bhul Jau
Pal-Pal Tumhari Yadon me Q na Aau
Ae Dost Teri Dosti Sabse Pyari Hai
Phir Tumhe Apni Yaad Q Na Dilau.!!

Friend

Who is friend?
F- first for me………
R-Ready at anytime for me……
I- Inspire me……..
E- Enjoy life with me……..
N- Never forget me……….
D- Definetly u………

Dosti

“DOSTI” karne ka andaz aana chahiye
“YAAD” karne ka bahana aana chahiye
“AAP” roz call karo na karo par
pyara sa ek sms roz aana chahiye.

Bhikhari

Phone ek mandir
Sms uska bhagwan
Sms bhejne wala pujari
Sms padhne wala bhakt
Padhkar sms na kar ne wala mandir ke baahar ka Bhikhari…

My Wish

HAPPINESS as light as air
LOVE as deep as ocean
FRIEND as solid as diamond
and SUCCESS as bright as gold
This is my wish 4 day n everyday

Dost

Kehne ko shabd nahi bhejne ko naya SMS nahi,
Par dilse ek bat kehte hai apna khayal rakhan
kyon ki hamare paas
Aap jaisa dusra dost nahi

Shayari

Dil do to kisi ek ko, Aur do to kisi nek ko…..
Jo samjhe pyaar ke matlab ko..
Jab tak saccha dildar na mile.
Try karte raho hare kisi ko

Shayari

Mayus mat hona ye gunah hota h
Milta wohi h jo kismat me likha hota h
Har chiz mile hume zaruri to nahi
Kuch chizo ka intezar me maza hota hai

Shayari

Meri mohabbat ko chahe dhoka de,
Mai tujse koi shikawa na karunga,
Rehti hai dil me tasavie teri
Sari umar usiki hifajat karta rahunga..!!!

Ishq

Kisiko chahne ka koi bahana nahi hota, dil lagane se koi deewana nahi hota.

Aashiqi seekhni ho to seekho humse, hume pata hai ishq ka matlab sirf paana nahi hota.

Good Morning

Wada kiya hai to nibhayenge, Suraj ki kiran bankar teri chhat par aayenge;
Hum hai to judai ka gham kaisa, Teri har subah ko phulon se sajayenge.!.!

Good Morning

Mithi neend Mithe khwaab

Ho Gaya savera ab to jago janab

Chand bhi chup gaya fir rat K intezar Mein

1 naya din shuru karo apni manzil ki talash Mein.

Shayari

Na khicho itna ki dor toot jaye,Na satao itna ki sanam rooth jaye,

Ab to hadh ho chuki roothne manane ki,Na door jao itna ki saath chhut jaye

Close ur eyes & imagine:

Close ur eyes & imagine:

Chand ka bed,

Taron ki razai

aur phoolon ka takiya!!!

Nice na??

Now come back to earth & sleep on ur KHATIA. Good Night.

Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote

Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote,
Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!
Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne,
K liye jaag rahe hai,
Varna hum to kab k so gye hote!!!

Kabhi ati hai

Kabhi ati hai,
Khamoshi say,
Chupkey Say,
Rat mein,
Barsat mein,
Veeraney main,
Anjaney main,
Kise waja say,
Kis liye,
Kis ki khater,
Kis k liey,
Ye keya hey,
Ek ehsasss,
Ek pyass,
Phir bhi acchi lagti hai,
Unjani si,
Begaani si,
Phachaani si,
Khoobsurat si,
Tumhari yaad.

Lagta he pyara ek ek tara

Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara,
Lagta he pyara ek ek tara,
Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamaraĆ¢€¦
Gud nite !

Khwab dekhne ke liye ab so jayenge

Tanha jab dil hoga, aapko aawaz diya karenge.
Raat me sitaronse aapka jikr kiya karenge.
Aap aaye ya na aaye hamari khwabonme,
Ham bas aapka intezaar kiya karenge.
Khwab dekhne ke liye ab so jayenge. Goodnite

Aap ki ninde churayenge hum

Sote hue ko jagayenge hum,
Aap ki ninde churayenge hum,
Har waqt SmS kar satayenge hum,
Aap ko aayega ghussa lekin us Ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum.
Gud Night!

Holi Hai

Dil ne ek baar aur humaara kehna maana hai,
Is holi pe phir useh rangne jaana hai.

Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga.

Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.

Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai

Monday, 14 March 2011

Shaadi Ki Movie

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

Thursday, 3 March 2011

Drinking is Injurious...!!!

Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi.
The taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds…so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them : “we have arrived”
The first man gave him money.
The second one thanked him.
But the third one….he slapped the taxi driver.
The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them must have had realized that the car dint move an inch.
So, he asked the third man :
what was that for?”
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*
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the third man replied : “control your speed from next time onwards……you almost killed us…..”

Wah Wah......WAH WAH...

Boss:

Arz kiya hai.........

Office may Kaam hote hain...
Galtiyon ka sama hota hai....
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai....
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte...
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai.... :-) :-) :-) ....

Employee's reply...

Arz kiya hai.........
Appraisal hote hain...
Disappointment ka sama hota hai...
Aise mausam mein hi to Attrition jawan hota hai....
Dil ki khunnas HUM jabaan se nahi kehte...
Ye fasana to resignation se bayan hota hai.... (Wah wah ... wah wah ... wah wah ...) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) ....

Wednesday, 2 March 2011

Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai,
nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai,
tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,
magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai

Bachelor's schedule

Bachelor's schedule...
Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ;
Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ;
Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ;
Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash..

Arz kiya hai,

Arz kiya hai,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !

Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain....
PAISA..... MAUT.....
Aur..... Aur..... Aur.....
Mera SMS !

Kehena hai aaj tumse,
phir kisise ye kehena nahi,
Rehena hai saath tere,
warna Duniya me rehena nahi.

Mayoos tow hoon mager hona nahi chahti
Kia karon mein ussay bhulana nahi chahti
Janti hon wo bay khaber hai mujhe se
phir bhee Uss k khayal ko dil se mitana nahi chahti

Aansun se palke bhigo leta hoon
Yaad teri aati hai to ro leta hoon
Socha ki bhula doon tujhe magar,
Har baar faisla badal deta hoon

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya