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Friday, 14 January 2011

Shayari

Kaise kahun k apna bana lo mujhe,
bahon me apni sama lo mujhe.
Bin tumhary ek pal bhi ab kat-ta nahi,
Tum aa kar mujhi se chura lo mujhe.
Zindagi to wo hai sang tumhare jo guzre,
Duniya k ghamo se ab chura lo mujhe.
Meri sabse gehri khwahish ho puri,
Tum agar paas apnay bula lo mujhe.
Yeh kaisa nasha hai jo behka raha hai,
Tumhara hoon mein to sambhalo mujhe.
Najane phir kaisay guzregi zindagani,
Agar apnay dil say kabhi tum nikalo mujhey...

Thursday, 13 January 2011

Sms Jokes

Na Moh na Maya hai,
Aalas tumhi ko aya hai.
Humein bhi Msg kar k dekh lo janab,
NOKIA NE yeh Mobile
Sirf Tumhare Boyfrend/Girlfrnd
K liye nahi banaya hai.

Wednesday, 12 January 2011

Shayari

Us rab NE diya hai sath tumhara
Tere pyar se kam nahi pyar humara.
Koi tamnna nahi hai ek khwaesh ko chodkar
Na tum rutho na kabhi chhoote ye sath tumhara.

Tuesday, 11 January 2011

Emotional Shayari

Tadapte hai din raat par jatate nahi
Haal-e-dil koi pooche hum batate nahi.
Aapko sunke janab hogi hairat badi
Hum unhe pyar karte hai,Jo Hume chahte nahi.

Sunday, 9 January 2011

Beauty vs Love

Beauty is a mere smile.
Love is a smile that warms the heart.

Beauty is but skin deep, from outside-in.
Love is beauty from inside-out.

Beauty changes, fades, decreases over time.
Love endures, never fails, is of a timeless dimension.

Beauty is in eyes that twinkle in the moonlight.
Love is in eyes that speak kindness, patience, concern, day and night.

Beauty is a figure, a shape, physical looks that appeal to the senses.
Love starts as a feeling, and becomes a sensitizer to the soul.

Beauty hates to hear the truth - "You're getting old".
Love embraces the truth - "I Love You more the older you get".

Beauty is vain-glory, a self-seeking competitor.
Love is humility, a self-giving peacemaker.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Love is in the heart of the giver.

So, what Foundation is built of Love?
I'll give you a hint.
It's the same foundation that has preserved marriages, friendships, families for a lifetime..
Its..
LOVE

Zindagi Ke Din Char

Dil Lagi Ki Kisi Ko Aisi Sazaa Naa Mile
Pyaar Ke Bina Jeena Zindagi Aisi
Kisi Ko Aisi Mout Naa Mile
Kamm Se Kamm Sambhalne Keliye
Dostoun Ka Sahara Toh Mile
Zindagi Me Sab Ke Din Hain Chaar
Ussme Kisi Ko Bhi Itne Gham Naa Mile
Mohabbat Hoti Nahi Sabse Zindagi Me
Jis Se Bhi Ho mohabbat Ho Dil Se
Bass Dil Ko Uss Se Bewafai Naa Mile
Hum Toh Jee Lenge Kaise Bhi Unke Bina
Bass Humari Wajhe Se Unki Aankhon Ko
Kabhi Aansoo Naa Mile Ye Dua Hai Meri

Think Before You

Before you think of saying an unkind word
Think of someone who can't speak

Before you complain about the taste of your food
Think of someone who has nothing to eat

Before you complain about your husband or wife
Think of someone who's crying out to God for a companion

Today before you complain about life
Think of someone who went too early to heaven

Before you complain about your children
Think of someone who desires children but they're barren

Before you argue about your dirty house; someone didn't clean or sweep
Think of the people who are living in the streets

Before whining about the distance you drive
Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet

And when you are tired and complain about your job
Think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished they had your job.

But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another
Remember that not one of us are without sin and we all answer to one maker

And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down
Put a smile on your face and thank God you're alive and still around.

Life is a gift of GOD.
LIVE it....
ENJOY it......
CELEBRATE it.........
AND FULFILL it...............

Shayari

YUNHI KYA KAL BHI MERE GHAR ME ANDHERA HOGA
RAAT KE BAAD SUNA HAI KI SAWERA HOGA
MAI TO LUT JAONGA LEKIN MERE LUT JAANE KE BAD
KHUD HI LUT JAANE KO BETAAB LUTERA HOGA

SHAMA EK MUAM KE PEAKAR KE SIWA KUCH BHI NAHI
AAG JUB TAN ME LAGATI HAI TU JAAN AATI HAI

HUM SAMNDAR KI TARAH ZARF E WASEEH RAKHTE HAI
DIL ME TUFAAN HU CHEHRE PE SUKOON RAKHTE HAI

BAITHE HUYE DETE HAI WO DAMAN SE HAWAAYEEN
ALLAH KARE HUM NA KABHI HOSH ME AAYEEN

SAB KE HONTO PE TABSSUM THA MERE QATAL KE BAAD
JANE KYA SOCH KAR ROTA RAHA QATIL TANHA

TALKHI E GHAM NA CHALAK JAAYE KAHIYEE AAKNHO SE
MUSKURAT HUN YAHI RAAZ CHUPANE KE LIYE

CHAND HI ROZ KI RAFAQAT ME
LAZAAT E KARB CHAKH CHUKA HU MAIN
MUHTARAM MERI SAAF GOYEE MAAF
AAP KO BHI PARAKH CHUKA HU MAI

YE KYA HUA TERI DUNIYA KO AAYE KHUDA E KAREEM
KI ZINDA LOG TARSTEE HAI ZINDAGI KE LIYE

RAHA YUNHI NAMUKAMAL MERE ISHQ KA FASANA
KABHI MUJH KO NEEND AAYIE KABHI SO GAYA ZAMANA

ZAMANA BADE SHAOQ SE SUN RAHA THA
HUME SO GAYE DASTAN KAHTE KAHTE

SHAMA NE JAN LI IS WAHAM ME PARWANE KI
SUBAH KO AAM NAHUJAAYE KAHI RAAT KI BAAT

KHULUS DIL SE HU SIJADA TU US SAJIDE KE KHANE
WAHI KABA SARAK AAYA JABEEN HUM NE JAHA RAKHDI

JAHANE FAANI KI HALATOO PER BAHOOT TAWAJAH ABAS HAI AKBAR
JO HOCHUKA HAI WO PHIR NA HOGA, JO HU RAHA HAI WO HU CHUKEEGA....

HADSOO KA KYA HAI YE TO ZINDAGI KA SAATH HAI
EK SE BACH KER CHALOGE TO DUSRA MIL JAYEEGA

DAMAN KO HAATH ME LIYE KAHTA THA YE QATIL
KAB TAK ISE DHOTA RAHOO LALI NAHI JAATI

DIL NE EK CHEEZ BE BAHA MAANGI HAI
HUSN E MAGROOR KI FITRAAT SE WAFA MANGI HAI

TANHA SAFAR

Samajh Naa Sake Duriyaa Kyun Thi.......
Zubaan Par The Lafz
Phir Majbooriyaan Kyun Thi.......
Diloun Ki Baat Agar Chahe
Haqeeqat Hoti Hai.......
Humare Darmiyaan Woh

Khamooshiyaan Kyun Thi.......
Bune The Humne Bhi Kuch
Reshmi Dhaagoun Ke Khawab.......
Humare Hisse Me Woh
Kaali Duriyaan Kyun Thi........
Samajh Naa Sake

Sargoshiyaan Hawaoun Ki......
Humare Hisse Sehra Ki
Aandhiyaan Kyun Thi.......
Tumhe Gureez Tha
Meri Chand Baatoun Se.......
Safar Tanha Toh Phir
Woh Duriyaan Kyun Thi…....

Saturday, 8 January 2011

Formula for Success...

If A equals success,

then the formula is: A=X+Y+Z.

X is work.
Y is enjoy.
Z is keep your mouth shut.

Good Saying

When you truly believe that you deserve success…



Your Mind will automatically generate ways to achieve it…



Value Yourself…

Software Engineer

3 log marne ke baad swarg ke derwaje per pahuche.

1ST bola: main pujari hu maine aapki zindgi bher sewa ki mujhe ander aane do.

God : next

2ND: main docter hu .maine logo ki zindgi bher sewa ki mujhe ander aane do.

God: next

3RD: main engineer hu.main ek software company me........................

God :bas ker pagle. rulayega kya.chal ander aaja.........

Apni Wife..

Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thodi light Ho,
Umar me difference slight ho,
Thodi see wo quiet ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
India ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner candle light ho,
Dono me na kabhi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey prabhu teri archana uski life ho.
Yeh kavita padhke sab kahe "Guru, tum right ho",
Aise apni Wife ho.

Kaash yeh concept 0.0001 percent bhi right ho
Agar aisi apni wife hoto kya hasin life ho
Har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho
Khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki na gunjaish ho
Ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
aisi apni wife, aisi apni wife ho.

Friday, 7 January 2011

Friend

Who is friend?
F- first for me………
R-Ready at anytime for me……
I- Inspire me……..
E- Enjoy life with me……..
N- Never forget me……….
D- Definetly u………

Tuesday, 4 January 2011

Khubsurati

Khubsurat ho to kya hua,
khubshurt insaan hi hua karte hai..
Khubsurti par itna gumhan mat kar,
kyunki khubsurat hi badnaam hua karte hai..

Sunday, 2 January 2011

Tumhare Bina

Dil Lagta Nahi Hai Ab Tumhare Bina
Khamosh Se Rehne Lage Hein Tumhare Bina
Jaldi Laut Aao Ab Yahi Chaah Hai
Warna Ji Na Payenge Tumhare Bina

My Wish

HAPPINESS as light as air
LOVE as deep as ocean
FRIEND as solid as diamond
and SUCCESS as bright as gold
This is my wish 4 day n everyday

Shayari

Andhera mila he to roshni b milegi
Gam mila h to khusi bhi milegi
Rehta nahi ek sa mausam Aansu mili hai to hasi b milegi.

Smile

A smile is the best lighting system of the face,
the best cooling system of the head,
and the best warming system of the heart.

Nice One

Never waste time for someone who doesn’t even bother spending time for u …..
but with someone who will say “time is wasted if i am not with you”

U R...

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…

Saturday, 1 January 2011

Shayari

Tadaptaa hai jo bina aapke,
Use gair ka saath nahin chahiye
Nashe mein hun main sharaab ke,
ye khaali gilaas nahin chahiye

Chatur from 3 Idiots

Adarniya sabhapati mahodaya …atithi vishesh shikshan mantri shri R D tripati [tripathi] ji ..maanyaniya shikshagan aur mere piyaaare [pyare] sahpatiyo [sahapathiyon] …aaj agar I.C.E aasmaan ki bulaaandiyo [bulandiyon] ko chhu raahaa [raha] hai ..to uska shreya sirrf [sirf] ekinsaan [ek insaan] ko jaataahai [jata hai] shri veerusahastra buddhe ..give him a a big hand ..he is a great guy really ..
Peechle buttis saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkar [balaatkaar ] pe balatkar kiye ..umeed hai aagey bee [bhi] karte rahege [rahenge] ..hamine to aashcharya hota hai ki ek insaan apne jeevan kaal mein itni balatkar kaisi kar sakta hai …inhone kadi tapaasya se apne aapko is kaabil bunaya [banaya] hai ..waqt ka sahi upyog ghante ka purna istemaal koi inse seeke [seekhe] ..seeke inse seeke ….aaj hum sab chaatra yaha hai ..kal desh videsh mein fail [faael] jayenge ..waadaa hai aapse jis desh mein honge waha balatkar karenge I.C.E ka naam roshan karenge …dika [dikha] denge sabko jo balatkar Karne ki shamtaa yaha ke chaatro mein hai wo sansaar ke kisi chaatro mein nahiii ….No other chaatra No other chaatra

Adarniya mantraji namashkar aapne is sansthaan ko wo chees di jiski hamein sakht zaroorat thi ...sstunn ..stunn hota sabi [sab hi] ke paas hai ..sab chupa ke rakte hai ..detaa koi nai …aapne apna stun is balatkari purush ke haat mein diya hai…ab dekiye yeh kaisa iska upyog karta hai..

Sloke.....
Utamamm dadh dhadhattt padam……..
madhyam padam thuchuk thuchuk……..
khanishtham thudthudiiiy padam……..
sursuria pran khatkam..!!!!