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Monday, 14 November 2011

A special time when family

For this, is a special time when family
And friends get together,for fun.
Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,
In this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!!
Happy Deepavali

Saturday, 5 November 2011

Wish all of u a very Happy Diwali

As the candlelight flame,
Ur life may always be happiness’ claim;
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very Happy Diwali.

Happy Ganesh Chaturthi

May Lord Ganesha bestow
Success,
Happiness and
Prosperity upon You and your family

Celebrate Ganesha Chaturthi

Celebrate Ganesha Chaturthi the Festival of Lord Ganesha.
Spread the message of honesty and love through this world
on this day when Lord Ganesha ascended on
this earth to kill evil.

Diwali ke Is Mangal Avsar par

Diwali ke Is Mangal Avsar par,
Aap Sabhi ki Manokamna Puri ho,
Khushiyan Apke Kadam Chume,
Isi Kamna ke Saath aap Sabhi ko,
Diwali ki Dhero Badhaiyan.

Hai Roshni ka ye Tyohar

Hai Roshni ka ye Tyohar
Laye Har Chehre par Muskaan
Sukh aur Samridhi ki Bahaar
Samet lo Saari Khushiyan, Apno ka Saath aur Pyar
Is Pawan Avsar par, Aap sab ko Diwali ka pyar…

May the beauty Of deepavali

May the beauty Of deepavali season
Fill your home with Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all That bring you joy!

A time for celebration

A time for celebration,
A time for victory of good over bad,
A time when world see the example of power of good.
Happy Diwali

Friday, 14 October 2011

Mubarak Ho Aapko Navratri Ka Tyohar..

Mubarak Ho Aapko Navratri Ka Tyohar..Nile Rang Se Saja Maa Ka Darbaar,
Harshit Hua Man, Pulkit Hua Sansar,
Nanhe Do Kadmo Se Maa Aaye Aapke Dwar..
Mubarak Ho Aapko Navratri Ka Tyohar..

Whats Navratra?

Whats Navratra?

N- Nav Chetna
A- Akhand Jyoti
V- Vighn Nashak
R- Raat Jageshwari
A- Anand Dayi
T- Trikal Darshi
R- Raksh Karti
A- Ambe Maa

JAI MATA DI!

Wednesday, 5 October 2011

Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki

Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish you a very Happy Diwali!

Aai aai Diwali aai

Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali

Tuesday, 19 July 2011

Sirf meri rahe

Umar bhar tanhai ka hissa rahe,
ye na puch k kaise zinda rahe,
us se keh do ki har ek se mila na kare,
wo meri h sirf meri rahe.

Aakhri saans tak hoti hai

Chand ki had 1 raat tak hoti hai,
Suraj ki had sirf din tak hoti hai,
Hum dosti m din raat nahi dekhte,
kyunki hamari dosti ki had aakhri saans tak hoti hai.

Sari umar ankho me

Sari umar ankho me 1 spna yad rahega
Sadiya beet jayegi wo lamha yad rahega
Jane kya bat thi un dosto me
Mehfil bhul jynge bas wo dostana yad rhega

Meri zindgi

Meri zindgi hai roshan andhero si
meri zindgi me soch samajhkar aiyega
banzar zamino pe phul nahi khilte
poudha DOSTI ka soch kar lagaiyga

Lovely thought by a broken heart

Lovly thought by a broken heart:
"I would hv died happily
if u hd stabbed me frm behind
rather dan luv sm1 els in front of me."

Saturday, 2 July 2011

A set of "U"

Luv-a set of HEART
Attraction-a set of style
Marriege-a set of Lyf
But
Frndship-a set of "U"

Kaise..

Ek shamaa bujh gai dusri jalau kaise
tujhse pyar kiya to bhulau kaise
shamaa to bujh kar b jalaye jati hai
par is DILse TERi yaadko mitaukaise !

Kuch bhula diya

Sabse chhupa k jo wo dard muskra diya
Uski hansi ne mujhe rula diya
Lehje se uth rha tha har 1 dard ka dhua
Or keh raha tha k sab kuch bhula diya

Dost kehlate hai

Kuch rishte upr wla bnata hai,
Kuch rishte log bnate hai,
Par Kuch log bina Koi rishte k hi rishte nibhate hai,
Shayd wohi log dost kehlate hai.

Chod Diya He

Be Irada Rona Chod Diya He
Ansuo Se Dostana Tod DiyaHe
Ab Sambhal Liya He KhudKo
Q Ki Logo Ne V Sahara Dena Chod Diya He

Aapka saath he bahut jaruri

Hasrate reh jayegi apke bin adhuri,
zindagi na hogi apke bin poori.
Ab aur sahi jaye na ye doori,
Jeene k liye apka saath he bahut jaruri.

Garib hota h

Jab tu mere Karib hota he
Dil ka aalam Ajib hota h
Jise Hasil ho apna pyar
Wo Kab bhala Garib hota h

Mind & Heart

A mind can forget many things
but a true Heart wil never forget anything,
My Heart Is always remembering U
TODAY & EVERY Day..

Live for the one

Live for the one,who can die 4 u
Smile for the one,who cries for u
Fight for the one,who protects u
And,love the one,who lovs u more than u

Apne Liye Saza Mangi

Puch Lo Khuda Se Apke Liye Hi Dua Mangi
Puch Lo Hawa Se Apke Liye Hi Fiza Mangi
Aapne Ki Jitni bi Galtiyan
Humne Dua Me Apne Liye Saza Mangi.

Hum - to - Tum

Dis msg is 4m Hum2 Tum
dat Hum is misng Tum vry mch
&
without Tum Hum is vry Lonely
So Tum Nvr go far 4m Hum
Othrwise Hum vll Die without Tum

Khush He Hum

Na Khushi Na Koi Tamanna He Ab
Bas Apne Hi Saye K Sang Rehte He Hum
Kaise Kahe Kaise He Hum
Bas Yu Samajhlo Aap Khush He To Khush He Hum

Evolution of Man:

Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1
Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1
Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya
Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya

Saturday, 4 June 2011

Pyaar Kar Ke Dekh..

Har Koi Tujhe Chahega Jara Khushbu Ban Ke Dekh..
Nafrat Se Nata Tod De Jara Pyaar Kar Ke Dekh..

Zindagi aap k pass ho...

Khushiyo ka daaman sdaah aap k pass ho,
zindagi ka her sunehra lamha aap k pass ho,
jiski nazar aap per hai
kaash wo saari zindagi aap k pass ho...

I & We

Death-where LIFE ends
Hate-where LOVE ends
Divorce-where MARRIAGE ends
Ocean-where LAND ends
Friendship-where"I" ends & "We" begins!

Garib hota he

Jab tu mere Karib hota he
Dil ka aalam Ajib hota he
Jise Hasil ho apna pyar
Wo Kab bhala Garib hota he

An excellent quote

An excellent quote seen in at temple:
"GOD has time to listen.
Do u have time to pray?"

True Love

Wen u truly luv sum1 U dnt luk 4 faults,
u dnt luk4answrs,u dnt luk 4 mistkes.
Instead u fight d mistkes,
u accept d faults & overluk d xcuse.

Tu Hi Tu Hai..

Hawa K Jhonko Me Tere Jism Ki Khusbu Hai
Tu Yaha To Nahi, Par Dil Me Teri Ruh Hai
Jane Ye Kya Hua He MujhKo
Main Jaha Bhi Dekhu Waha Tu Hi Tu Hai..

Friends at all times

Havin sum1 2 remembr
is pleasing enugh 2d heart.
It doesnt matter if u remembr me once in a while,
wat matters is v r frnds at all time

Dil se pukara hai

Ye mausan bhi kitna pyara hai,
karti ye hawae kuch ishara hai,
zara samjho in ke jazbato ko
ye kah rahi hai
aapko kisine dil se pukara hai

Kasam Kaisi Hai...

Ankho K Sagr Me Ye Jalan Kaisi Hai
Aaj Dilko Tadapne Ki Lagan Kaisi Hai
Barf Ki Tarha Pighal Jayegi Zindgi
Ye Unki Dur Rehne Ki Kasam Kaisi Hai...

Zindagi mangi hai

Har dua me aap ki khushi mangi hai,
Aap k liye sitaron se roshni mangi hai,
Na ho jis me koi bhi gam,
Khuda se aap k liye wo zindagi mangi hai".

U R Best

A late night msg does not mean dat
I am disturbing u.
It means u r d last (best) person
about whom i'm thinking b4 closing
my eyes.

Aur Kuch Nahi

Kuch ALfaz Pyar Bhare aur Kuch Nahi
Shayd Yahi Thi Unki Chaht aur Kuch NaHi
Jaan Jayenge Wo B Pyar Kya He
Bas, 1 Meri Jaan Jayegi aur Kuch Nhi.

Thursday, 2 June 2011

It Hurts

It Hurts Wen U Need Jus A Piece Of Luv
& Der Is Nobody 2Giv it
It Hurts Evn Mre Wen U Hav An OceAn Of Luv
& Ur Luvd1 Is Not Der 2 Receive it

Paas hoti he

Lafz na nikle fir b awaz hoti he,
kuch lamho ki bat bahut khas hoti he,
aap chahe mane ya na mane lekin
apki yaad hamesha dil k paas hoti he.

Bigger Than Anything Else

Some People Hurt By Words & Some By Actions,
But The Biggest Hurt Is That Some1 Ignoring U
Wen U Value Them Bigger Than Anything Else.

Today & Tomorrow

"HITLER'S formula,,,,
"tomorrow" will come daily,
but"TODAY" will come today only
so finish your TODAY'S work today
& be free TOMORROW....................

Girl's Status on facebook...

Girl's Status on facebook:.
'feeling sad'
17021 comments.
Boy's Status:
'Goin 2 commit Suicide'
2 likes n 1 comment
"dekh le yr..Ho ske to rhne de..''

Sunday, 22 May 2011

Dhadkan si

Aaj kuch kami hai tere bagair,
Na rang hai na roshni hai tere bagair.
Waqt apni raftar se chal raha hai,
Bas dhadkan si thami hai tere bagair.

Rakh rah jati hain

Dosto me jab dooria badh jati hai,
tadapne k liye sirf yaad rah jaati hai,
kya fark padta h kagaj ho ya koyla,
jalne k bad sirf rakh rah jati hain.

Kagaz ki naav

Phoolo ka koi pariwar nai hota
khushbu ka koi ghar nai hota
Kagaz-pani ki dosti kitni bhi gehri Q na ho
Par kagaz ki naav se dariya paar nai hota..

Kahi Tumne Pukara to Nahi

Chand Tumse Pyara Nhi
Tumhe Staye Bin Guzara Nhi
Dilne Suni H Mithi C Awaz
Khi Tumne Pukara to Nhi

FAILURE & SUCCESS

Dont think that u are alone.
There are two shadows who are following u,
FAILURE & SUCCESS.
Now its up to u to decide
which one is going to be ur friend..

Aapki muskurahat hai

Hamari khamoshi hamari aahat hai,
Humari aankhe hamari chahat hai,
Humari zindgi agar khubsurat hai
to uski vajah bas aapki muskurahat hai.

Ye dost tere sath hai

Khud pe barosa hai to khuda tere sath he
Apnope barosa hai to har dua tere sath he,
zindgi se harna mat yar,
zamana ho na ho, ye dost tere sath hai

Vaada H aapse..

Pal Pal k rishte ka vaada H aapse,
Apnapan kuch itna jyada H aapse,
Na sochna k bhool jayenge hum aapko,
Zindgi bhar chahenge ye vaada H aapse..

Enjoy Your LIFE

Thousands of Yesterday are Gone.
Millions of Tomorrow Will Come
But there is Only One TODAY
So Enjoy Your LIFE

Hume na batana.....

Qimti palo ko yu na bitana,
Hanste rehna magar hame na rulana,
Hum yaad hai aapko, itna kaafi hai,
Kabhi bhool bhi jao to hume na batana.....

Apne Pass Rakhna

Waqt Dar Waqt Ek Ehsas Rakhna,
Lamha Har Lamha Ye Aas Rakhna,
Bhula Na Sakenge Hum Kabhi Apko,
Lekin Aap Bhi Hamari Yaaden Apne Pass Rakhna

Saturday, 14 May 2011

Wade bi sache lagte hain

Ye unki khubiyon ka asar hai,
jo wo itney ache lagte hai,
Jab wo kehte hai ki waada hai mera,
Jhoote wade bi sache lagte hain.

Phone Bajaya Karo

Har Waqt Kaam mein Yun na Ulajh jaya Karo,
Kabhi hamari yaad bhi dil mein laya karo,
Milne ka Waqt na sahi,
Apne SMS se hamara phone bhi bajaya karo

Vaar Karti Hai

Talvar hi kafi nhi hoti var krne k liye,
Var to nzre bi kr jati hain.
fark sirf itna hai ki talvar
'uth kar'var krti hai
aur nzre jhuk k var karti hai.

WELL WISHES for you

Care for the one who shares with you,
Share with the one who knows you,
Know the one who MISSES you,
MISS the one who WELL WISHES for you.

Friday, 13 May 2011

Kash koi

Kash koi hm par pyar jatata
Humari ankho ko apne hatho se chupati
Hm jb puchte kaun ho tum
Muskurakar vo apne aap ko humari Jaan batati!

Yaad Karte Hai

Naseeb se fariyaad to kar sakte hai,
virano ko abaad to kar sakte hai,
kya hua apse mil nahi sakte,
SMS bhej kar apko yaad to kar sakte hai.

Superb quote

Superb quote:
"The worst pain in life is,
when someone u know turns into someone u knew.."
Pls read carefully,
its very nice & true too.

Kam Nahi

jinki ankhe aansu se nam nahi,
kya samajte ho use koi gum nahi,
tum tadapke ro diye to kya hua,
gum chupake hasne wale be kam nahi..

Don't be disappointed

Don't b disappointed if d world refuses 2 help u out.
Remember d words of Einstein-
I'm thankful 2 all those who said no,
bcoz of them I learnt to do it myself.

Donate Smile

Its not that u stop smiling as u grow old.
The real thing is u grow old bcoz u stop smiling.
Donate a smile today... And Live Longer....
Good Day!

Phool Murjaya Karte Hai

Wo Hum Ko Pathar or Khud Ko
Phool Keh Kar Muskaraya Karte Hai
Unhain Kya Pata Ki Patthar To Patthar Hi Rehte Hai
Phool Hi Murjaya Karte Hai.

Quality is Important

A butterfly lives only 4few days
Bt stil captures hearts
So Quality of lyf is imprt dan days of life

Sunday, 8 May 2011

Very close to heart

We often fail to understand d feelins of d one
who is vry close to our heart,
coz d book wen held vry close to our eyes
is vry difficult to read.

SMS forward kar dia karo

Itna busy b na raha karo,
kabhi hame bhi yaad kar liya karo.
Shero-Shayari na aati ho na sahi.
Aaye hue SMS hi forward kar diya karo.

Great Things

To accomplish great things,
we must not only act,but also dream,
not only plan but also believe.
Best wishes 4 your good day.

Hum jatate nahi...

Aisa nahi k aap yaad aate nahi,
khata sirf itni hai k hum batate nahi,
rishta aapka anmol hai hamare liye,
samjhte ho aap isleye hum jatate nahi...

INTEHA dekhi thi.

Uske ANKHO me WAFA dekhi thi,
MEHEKTI phulo ki ADA dekhi thi.
Ye na SOCHA thA wo BEWAFA hoga,
usme to CHAHAT ki INTEHA dekhi thi.

Love

Itz human tendency 2 run behind Ppl
whom v Luv & neglect d ones who Luv us.
Coz v r sure dt v'll Nevr lose thos who Luv us.

Badnaam Tho Hai

Tu kahi bhi rahe sar par tere ilzaam to he
tere hatho ki lakiro me mera naam to he
mujhko apna bana ya n bana
tu mere nam se badnam to he

Dil Chahta Hai

Mai Jab B Usko Dekhta Hu Na Jane
Q Mera Dil Joro se Dhadkane Lagta Hai.
Shayed Muz Se Wo Kehata Hai
"Yahi Hai Wo Jise Tu Behad Chahata Hai."

Memories of some pepole

Life is just like a beach.
WE r moving without end.
Nothing stays with us.
What remains with us
is d memories of sum spl pepole
who touched us as waves.

Sacha Pyar wo hai

Lekar Hothon Pe Hansi
Aankhon me Bharkar Pani
Sacha Pyar wo hai
Jo Hans kar De De Qurbani

I Miss u a lot dear

U r far frm Me, Bt ur presence s alwys here in my Heart
I cant cum 2 c u Bt my msg can reach u 2 say-
"Im Rememberng U" I Miss u a lot dear.

Single spelling mistake

A single spelling mistake that caused a divorce!!
A man went to Goa & sent a msg 2 wife-
"having d most amazing & wonderful time of my life, wish u were HER"

MANZIL KO

Har Subah Ko Apni Sanso Me Rakho
Har Shaam Ko Apni Baahon Me Rakho
Har "JEET" Aapki Hai Bas
Apni "MANZIL" Ko Apni Nigaho Me Rakho

Luck vs Effort

A paper flying in air is due to its luck
but a bird is flying due to its effort.
So if luck is not with u,
efforts r always there to support u.

zindagi phir kahan milti hai....!!!

Paani se tasvir kahan banti hai,
khwabo se taqdeer kaha banti hai,
kisi se dosti karo to sachhe dil se,
kyunki ye zindagi phir kahan milti hai....!!!

Happy Mothers Day!!

The Miracle of Life nurtured by a woman who gave us
love and sacrifice...
is MOTHER
Happy Mothers Day!!

Thursday, 5 May 2011

Samjhe

Kuch Wo Samjhe Kuch Hum Samjhe
Par dono Hi Kuch Kam Samjhe
Jo Baat Samajhni Thi
Na Wo Samjhe aur Na Hum Samjhe..>

Wednesday, 4 May 2011

Achi zindagi guzarne

Achi zindagi guzarne k 2 tariqe hain,
1): Jo pasand hai use hasil ker lo.,
Ya Phir
2): Jo hasil hai use pasand ker lo,

Flow with them

Faith wen strengthened u will find
dat there is no longer the need
to hav a sense of control,
things will flow smoothly
& u will flow wid them

Tuesday, 3 May 2011

Kanjoos baithe hain..

Udhar aap majboor baithe hain
Idhar hum majboor baithe hain
Baat ho to kaise ho
Jab dono taraf do kanjoos baithe hain.. !
Ab haso mat.

AansU LAyA Na Karo

UthA Na Sako Tum Gire PhuL TO iS Tarah DaLiya HiLaya Na Karo,
JinkE Hotho Par Tum Hansi Rakh N SakO Unki Ankho ME AansU LAyA Na Karo

Warna jala dena.

Ham yaad rhe to thik hai warna bhula dena,
Ho gyi khta humse koi to saza dena,
Waise to hum hai khali kagaz ki tarah
likha jaye to thik hai warna jala dena.

Monday, 2 May 2011

Yad nahi aati.

Dil jo toota ho to awaz nahi aati,
har kisi ko mohobat raas nahi aati,
ye to naseeb hai apna apna
koi bhoolta hi nahi aur kisi ko yad nahi aati.

ZINDGI intezar ban jati hai.

Hakikat me jina jb AADAT ban jati hai
Khawabo ki dunia BERANG najar aati hai
Koi intjar krta h ZINDGI k lie,
or kisi ki ZINDGI intzar ban jati hai.

Apko yaad bhi nahi ayenge.

Jab ham tanha ho to sath rehna,
roye ankhe to ansu poch lena,
kyo k zinda hai jab tak hi satayenge,
wada karte hain marne k bad to
apko yaad bhi nahi ayenge.

Sunday, 1 May 2011

Aapki ek mulaqat k liye.

Tarasta he dil apki awaz k liye
Apke pyar bhare chand alfaz k liye
Kardo hume fanah apni is ada k liye
Tadapte he hum apki 1 mulaqat k liye.

Dard bhari Shayari

Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!!

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki a! ayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain.

Garoor hai

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai

Free SMS ki scheme

Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi free SMS ki scheme mein.

Aap jaise dost

Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,
Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.
Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,
Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi

Forever

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

Aap kya jaano

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….
waaaaahhhhhhhhh…

Bhaiya keh gayi

Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

Bus chalta hi rahega.

Aap Sochte Hoge Ki Hmari Or Se Aanewale sMs Ka Silsila Kab Khatam Hoga?
Yaar ye To EKTa KaPooR K Serial Jaisa He! BuS CHaLTa Hi Rhega..

A song 4 u....

A song 4 u....
Agar tum mil jao,
to taange tod denge hum,
Tumhe paa kar tumhare peechhe kutte chhod denge HUM.
Buss!! tum mil to jaao. Hahaha.

Yaadein Kisi

KisiKi Yaad Kbhi Raaz Nhi Hoti,
Waqt K Pahiye Me Kbhi Awaz Nhi Hoti,
Jane Kis Pal Kiski Yad Aa jaye,
Kyoki Yaadein Kisi Bahane Ki Mohtaj Nhi Hoti..

Chandni raat thi,

Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi
Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya
Maine soncha mera dil aaya
Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai,

Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye
Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye,
Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai,
Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai....

Bhonkna shuru kar de.

Customer:Ye Bakra Kitne Ka Hai ?
Salesman:500 ka.
Customer:Itna Sasta ?
Salesman:China Ka Hai.
Koi guarantee nahi,
ho sakta hai kal se bhonkna shuru kar de.

Love Quote - With all my heart

"While never together, but always apart,
I'll love you forever, with all my heart."

Relation Breaks

Y Do Relations Break?
Itz Coz Ppl Fail To Realize Dat:-
'If U Cant Handle Sumone At Their Worst,
Den U Dont Desrve Them At Their Best..

Hum aapko

Hum aapko suraj kahe magar usme aag hai
Hum aapko Chand kahe magr usme bhi dagh hai
Hum aapko bandar Kahe lekin sala usme bhi dimag hai

Saturday, 30 April 2011

Erasers are for people

"Erasers are for people who MAKE errors" is an old saying,
But a better saying is
"Erasers r for people who r willing 2 CORRECT their mistakes!"

Thinking of you

A Nutty Fact bt quite true
Isn't it funny wen U miss sum1,
U msg them 2let them knw tht U r thinkin of them.
Bt d truth is U really want them 2 think f U..

Pani Ban Kar

Koi Mila Hme Chand Ki Chandni Ban Kr
Koi Mila Pariyo Ki Kahani Ban Kr
Pr Jis Kisi Ko Palko Me Basaya Hmne
Wo Nikal Gya Aakh Se Pani Ban Kr.

Haal Kabhi puch lia karo

Haal kbi puch lia kro
dur ho par yad kr lia kro
Mat rakho har pal ki khabar
zinda h ye hi jan lia kro

Barat Keh Lenge

Khaye He Lakho Dhokhe
1Dhokha Or Seh Lenge
Tum Le jao Apni Doli Ko
HumApne Janaze Ko Barat Keh Lenge

I may b away from

I may b away from u but i'm sure.
Even wen we r far apart.
Distance can never change.
D Luv i have 4u in my heart.
Thinking of u Alwys..

Khushi Ko Dhundhne

Khushi Ko Dhundhne Se GUM Milte Hai,
Yeh GUM zindgi ME Hardam Milte Hai,
Jo Dil Ke Saare Dard Baat Le,
Ese Log Zindgi ME Kam Milte Hai.

Being visible is

Being visible is not always a requirement 4 being close.
It jus takes some thoughtfulness n concern to capture the Heart of a luvd 1!

Kehna mushkil ho jaye

Na daliye chahat par zor itna
ki dil ko sambhalna mushkil ho jaaye,
daliye chahat me asar itna
ki uska na kehna mushkil ho jaye.

Mistakes

Between yesterday’s mistakes
& tomorrow’s hope, there is fantastic opportunity
& that is today. Live it with full zest.

Teri kami

Teri kami b hai ehsas b hai
Tu dur b hai aur pas b hai..
Khuda ne yu nawaza hai teri dosti se mujhko;
Ki khud per mujhe gurur b hai aur naz b hai..

English mein

Circuit:Bhai Amrican Rashtrapati kidher ko rehta hai?
Munna: DHOBIGHAT pe.
Circuit: Dhobighat bole toh?
Munna: English mein usko “WASHINGTON” bolneka.

Sabke Chehre Me

Sabke Chehre Me Wo Bat Nhi Hoti
Thode Andhere Se Raat Nhi Hoti
Zindgi Me Kuch Log Bahut Pyare Hote Hai
Kya Kare Uni Se Mulakat Nhi Hoti

Nahin hila sakti

Munna Bhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilaate hain.,
Circuit: Common sense BhAi! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sAkti na.!!!

Mai apse pyaar nahi karti.

Biwi ko thpad mrne k baad PATI BOLA- admi use hi marta h, jise wo pyar krta h.
Biwi ne b 2-4 khich ke mare or boli- Aap kya smjte ho, mai apse pyar nhi krti.?

FRIENDS are just ..

“Coffee nevr knew how gud cud it taste,
before it met Sugar,Water n Milk”
FRIENDS r just d same,
they r gud as they r.
But when they meet they become best.

Success will be Yours.

Dont compare Yourself with anyone in this world
If U do,U r insulting Yourself
Bcoz u R UNIQUE in Ur own way Respect Yourself
Success will be Yours.

Mera Katil Bhi

Har Mehfil Har Dil B Royega
Jaha Dubegi Meri Kasti Wo Sahil B Royega
Itna Pyar Bikher Denge Zamane Me Hum
Ki Katal kar k Mera Katil B Royega

Yaad Karte He Apko.

Dil Ki Gahraiyo Me Rakhte He Apko
Hardam Palko Pe Bithaye Rakhte He Apko
Dil Dhadke To Suno Gaur Se
Har Dhadkan K Sath Yaad Karte He Apko.

Wednesday, 27 April 2011

Mai apse pyaar nahi karti.

Biwi ko thpad mrne k baad PATI BOLA- admi use hi marta h, jise wo pyar krta h.
Biwi ne b 2-4 khich ke mare or boli- Aap kya smjte ho, mai apse pyar nhi krti.?

Nahin hila sakti

Munna Bhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilaate hain.,
Circuit: Common sense BhAi! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sAkti na.!!!

Sabke Chehre Me

Sabke Chehre Me Wo Bat Nhi Hoti
Thode Andhere Se Raat Nhi Hoti
Zindgi Me Kuch Log Bahut Pyare Hote Hai
Kya Kare Uni Se Mulakat Nhi Hoti

English mein

Circuit:Bhai Amrican Rashtrapati kidher ko rehta hai?
Munna: DHOBIGHAT pe.
Circuit: Dhobighat bole toh?
Munna: English mein usko "WASHINGTON" bolneka.

Teri kami

Teri kami b hai ehsas b hai
Tu dur b hai aur pas b hai..
Khuda ne yu nawaza hai teri dosti se mujhko;
Ki khud per mujhe gurur b hai aur naz b hai..

Mistakes

Between yesterday's mistakes
& tomorrow's hope, there is fantastic opportunity
& that is today. Live it with full zest.

Yaad Karte He Apko.

Dil Ki Gahraiyo Me Rakhte He Apko
Hardam Palko Pe Bithaye Rakhte He Apko
Dil Dhadke To Suno Gaur Se
Har Dhadkan K Sath Yaad Karte He Apko.

Mera Katil Bhi

Har Mehfil Har Dil B Royega
Jaha Dubegi Meri Kasti Wo Sahil B Royega
Itna Pyar Bikher Denge Zamane Me Hum
Ki Katal kar k Mera Katil B Royega

Success will be Yours.

Dont compare Yourself with anyone in this world
If U do,U r insulting Yourself
Bcoz u R UNIQUE in Ur own way Respect Yourself
Success will be Yours.

Tuesday, 26 April 2011

FRIENDS are just ..

"Coffee nevr knew how gud cud it taste,
before it met Sugar,Water n Milk"
FRIENDS r just d same,
they r gud as they r.
But when they meet they become best.

Cheerful people are like....

Cheerful people are like sunlight,
they shine into the corners of the heart
and offer bright mornings & fresh hopes
GOOD MORNING to one such person

Monday, 25 April 2011

People come into your life

People come into your life
for a reason, a season or a lifetime.
When you know which one it is,
you will know what to do for that person.

Santa plane mein

Santa 1st tym plane me baitha.
Plane runway pe chal raha tha,
Santa utha aur pilot ko thappad mar ke bola-
Mujhe der ho rahi hai or tu by road ja raha hai..??

Lines by a 1 side Lover

Lines by a 1 side Lover on his Gf's B'day-
"I'll b Waiting 4 all ur B'day's Untill U Accept My Heart as a Gift"

Dard mein koi

Dard m koi mausam pyara nhi hota
Dilho pyasa to panise Guzara nhi hota
Koi deke to sahi hamari Bebasi akar
Hum sabke hojate he koi hamara nhi hota.

Distances

'Distances' do not matter
when the memories are sweet
& Special people are not forgotten
bcoz they remain in 'Heart Beats'

Marne Ka ArMan Ho Gaya

Gum is Tarah se Humpe Meharban Ho Gaya
Jisne KaTaL kiya Wohi Mehman Ho Gaya
Marne Ke Bad Apka Didar Ho Shayad
isLiye Marne Ka ArMan Ho Gaya

All the persons

A sentence from a true frnd:
'All the persons are not my frnd.
But my frnd is not just like all other persons'

Do Ghadi Ki Mulakat Me

Do Ghadi Ki Mulakat Me
Umar Bhar Ka Sitam De Gaye
Kya Mila Hai Sila Ishq Me
Pyar Maanga Gam De Gaye

Thursday, 21 April 2011

Pighal Jane De

Q Tere Anchal Ko Chhod Du
Zara ish Anchal Me Muje Lipat JaneDe
Khuda K Liye Ek Bar Mom BanJa
Meri Chahat Ko Usme Pighal Jane De

Naam usi ka aaye.

Ishq aisa karo ki dhadkan mein bas jaye,
saans bhi lo to khushbu usi ki aaye,
pyar ka nasha aankho pe chaye,
baat koi bhi ho par naam usi ka aaye.

DOST se mulakat baki hai.

Karni khuda se kuch fariaad baki hai,
hame unse kehne ki kuch baat baki hai,
maut aayegi to kahenge ruk,
abhi ek DOST se mulakat baki hai.

The future is full of

The future is full of possibilities for those
who know how to prepare themselves for it.

Marriage is like going to a Resturant.

Marriage is like going to a Resturant..
U order Your choice from the menu,
and then look at the neighbouring table and wish
KAASH : YE ORDER MENE KIYA HOTA ;-)

Wednesday, 20 April 2011

Apni nigaho se

Apni nigaho se na dekh khudko,
Heera tujhe patthar lagega,
Sab kehte honge chand ka tukda hai tu
Meri nazar se dekh chand tera tukda lagega.

Tuesday, 19 April 2011

Apna..

Kabhi koi apna anjaan ho jaata hai
Kissi anjaan se Pyaar ho jaata hai.
Zaruri nahi Jo khushi de ussi se Pyaar ho
Dil todne waalon se bhi aksar Pyaar ho jaata hai.

Monday, 18 April 2011

Dhadkan Banaya tha

Humara B Waqt Tha.
KisiKo Ankho Me Basaya Tha,
UsiNe Lut Liya Mera Jahan,
Jise DiLKi Dhadkan Banaya tha

Yaad to kar sakte hai...

Naseeb se fariyaad to kar sakte hai,
virano ko abaad to kar sakte hai,
kya hua apse mil nahi sakte,
SMS bhej kar apko yaad to kar sakte hai

Kanjoos Dost

SMS Karne Pe Jo Marte Hain.
.
.
Call Karne Se Jo Darte Hain.
.
.
Bad Luck To Dekho Mera!
.
.
.
Aisay Kanjoos Dost Mere Hi Pallay Parte Hain!!!

Sunday, 17 April 2011

Addicted to sms

When people see me texting
They think I'm addicted
To this texting thing.
They're wrong
Bcoz they don't know
That it's not texting,
Its YoU I m addicted to.

Tod jate hai

Wade karte hai kasme khate hai,
phirbi n jane kyo log sath chod jate hai,
hme taklif hoti hai phul todne me,
n jane log dil kaise tod jate hai.

Saturday, 16 April 2011

Power of Silence..

A SEED while growing makes no sound,
A tree when falling makes huge noise.
Destruction shouts n the Creation is always Quiet
This is the Power of Silence..!

Friday, 15 April 2011

GOOD MORNING

GOOD MORNING
MAY THE ALMIGHTY
BLESS U WITH
A Relaxed Mind,
A Peaceful Soul,
A Joyful Spirit,
A Healthy Body
&
A Bright Smile

Trust him

When GOD leaves U at the edge of a cliff, trust him;
One of the 2 things will happen:
Either He'll catch U when U fall,
or He'll teach U how to fly!

God upsets our plan

God upsets our plan only so that
he can set up his new plan for us.
We see our present & plan for future,
HE sees our future & plans for present.!

Value of Everything

"Life is nothing wen we get everything".
But "life is everything wen we mis something"
value of people will be realized in der absence only..

Life is funny n twisted

Life is funny n twisted
sumtime u laugh
sumtime u cry
Bt as long as am ur friend
i'll always b on ur cheeks as a smile
rather than a tear in ur eye

My msgs are just like

My msgs are just like "Moon"
oneday it "increases"
oneday it "Decreases"
may be oneday it "Disappears"
But never dies any time.
it will come "Back"

A Lovinng Memory Of

A Lovinng Memory Of Your Smiling Face
A Frnd Like U Can Never Replace
Deep In My Heart You Will Always Stay
Truely Remembered Everyday..

Badal Sakti Hai

Bujhi Hui Shama Phir Se Jal Sakti Hai
Tufano Me Ghiri Kashti Kinare Lag Sakti hai.
Mayus na Hona Zindagi Me Mere Dost
Ye Kismat Hai, Kabhi B Badal Sakti Hai.

Aaj Phir Dil Hai Kuch Udas Sa

Aaj Phir Dil H Kuch Udas Sa
Jane Q Ek Mayusi Si Chahi H,
Aaj Phir Palkon Pe Aansu H
Bheed Me Hu Phir Bhi Tanhai Hai..

Thursday, 14 April 2011

Friendship Shayari

Waqt ki rahon me tum bhula do chahe hame,
Per hum tum ko bhula nahi payenge.
Teri dosti ki kasam aye dost,
TU awaz de sapne me,
Hum haqiqat main chale ayenge.

A LOVE Fact

One can cross the ocean
without wetting his legs.
But, one cannot cross his LOVE
without wetting his eyes..
Its True.. Feel it..

Dukh Hota Hai

Rishta Tut Jaye Dukh To Hota Hai
Apne Ho Jaye Paraye To Dukh Hota Hai
Mana Hum Nahi Pyar K Qabil Nahi
Is Tarah Koi Thukraye Dukh Hota hai

Samjha Hai...

Sitam Ko Humne Berukhi Samjha Hai,
Pyar Ko Humne Bandgi Samjha Hai,
Tum Chahe Hume Jo Bhi Samjho,
Par Humne To Tumhe Apni Zindgi Samjha Hai.

Love is Beautiful

Love is Beautiful
Coz it's A Feeling Controlled By Heart.
But Frndship is Very-2 Beautiful
Coz it's A Feeling That Controls Heart

ISHQ wahi hai jo

ISHQ wahi hai jo ho ektarfa,
IZHAR e ishq to khwahish ban jaati hai,
HAI agar ishq to aankho mein dekho ,
ZUBAN kholne se ye numaish ban jaati hai...

Sound becomes music

Sound becomes music,
Movement becomes dance,
Smile becomes laughter,
Mind becomes meditation
& life becomes celebration
when friends like u keep in touch.

Ae raat tu mere akelepan par haavi mat ho

Ae raat tu mere akelepan par haavi mat ho,
varna tu us din pachtayegi,
jab meri jaan meri bahon mein hogi
aur tu ek pal mein nikal jayegi.

Duriyon se pyar karna hi mohabat hai

Duriyon se pyar karna hi mohabat hai
bina wajah intejar karna hi mohabat hai.
khuli ankho se dekhte hai sapne diwane
band ankho se didar karna hi mohbat hai

Wednesday, 13 April 2011

Mohabaat ek se hoti hai

Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga
Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga

Tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga

Ladka: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen'
Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar to jayen
Ladki: Aisa sochna bhi aye zalim paap hoga
Kabhi tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga

Tuesday, 12 April 2011

The worst pain in life is

"The worst pain in life is, when someone u know turns into someone u knew.."
Pls read carefully, its very nice & true too...

To be of your kind

It is meaningless in expecting your partner to be of your kind because
you can't hold their right hand in your right hand to walk together!.....

An excellent quote seen in temple

An excellent quote seen in at temple:
"GOD has time to listen.
Do u have time to pray?"

Patience & Politeness

Always remember-"patience & politeness is not person's
weakness, it's a reflection of person's inner strength."

Heaven must be

Heaven must be really small, bcoz i can see it in your eyes...!"

TRUST IS...

TRUST is 1 of d EASIEST Things in d WORLD 2 LOOSE INSTANTLY &
Most DIFFICULT Thing 2 GET BACK
2 B TRUSTED is Greater COMPLIMENT Than 2 B LOVED..

Friends & Friendship

Its a package of feelings.

Nobody can make it.
Nobody can break it.
Nobody can explain it.
Only we can FEEL it!

Saturday, 9 April 2011

Life Means

LIFE Means
L: Love
I: Incidents
F: Friends
E: Emotions
If 'F' miss in life
Then LIFE Becomes "LIE"
So Don't 4get 'Friends'

Friday, 8 April 2011

Think abt it

Evry1s Life starts wid full bag of Luck
& an empty bag of xperience
Trick is 2 fill d bag of xperience
before d Luck runs out

What is friendship?

5 year old Boy ask his gf what is frndship?
She replyed "its when u rob my CHOCOLATES everyday from my bag & still i keep it in same place..."

Thursday, 7 April 2011

LIFE CAN BE

God created turtles
2 remind us 2 slow down,
Ants 2 remind us
ABT small things.
D sky 2 remind us
2 luk up & pray.
Friends 2 remind us
Hw beautiful LIFE CAN BE!

Wednesday, 6 April 2011

PJ: Cat Crosses A Road

If a cat crosses you,
When u r going somewhere,
Wat does it mean????

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It means
That cat
Is also
Going somewhere.

Tuesday, 5 April 2011

Life Play

Its Not Important 2 Hold
All D Good Cards In Life..
But Its Important How Good u Play
With D Cards Which U Hold..

Monday, 4 April 2011

Joyous Gudi Padwa

Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire, but not to envy.
Good Wishes for a joyous Gudi Padwa and a Happy New Year with a plenty of Peace and Prosperity.

Happy Gudi Padwa

This Gudi Padwa,
may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji’s trunk,
wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach,
happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse.
Happy Gudi Padwa

Happy Gudi Padwa

Memories of moments celebrated together…….
Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever…….
Make me Miss You even more this Gudi Padwa.
Hope this Gudi Padwa brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you!
HAPPY Gudi Padwa

Happy Gudi Padwa

Reshmi Gudi
Limba Che Pan
Nav Varsha Jaao Chhan
Amchya Sarvanchya Tarphe Hardik Shoobhecha
Happy Gudi Padwa

HARDIK SHUBHECHHA

Navin varshachi navi hi suruvat,
survat karu navin shananchi,
ya mangal dini sarvana ,
"HARDIK HARDIK SHUBHECHHA"

Happy Gudi Padwa

Swagat nav varshache.
Asha aakankshache.
Sukh samruddhiche, padata dwari paaul GUDHICHE.
"Happy Gudipadwa"

Gudi Padvachya Hardik Shubhechha

Chitrachi Soneri Pahat
Navya Swapnachi Navi Lat
Nava Armbha , Nava Vishvas
Navya Varshachi Hich Tar Khari Survat
Gudi Padvachya Hardik Shubhechha!!!!!!

Nutan Varshabhinandan

Shant niwant shishir sarala.
Salsalata hirwa vasant aala.
Kokilechya suravatee sobat, chaitra”PADVA” dari aala.
“Nutan Varshabhinandan ”

Sunday, 3 April 2011

Fact of Life

When Someone Loves U
U Dont Realise It
When U Realise It
Its Too Late
U Always Love The One Who Leaves U and Leave The One Who Loves U.

Saturday, 2 April 2011

Love Shayari

Tabaah hue hum teri mohabat me,
kasur hamara nahi tere pyar ka hai,
zakham dene wale hme ye to bata,
tere diye in zakhmo ki dawa kya hai

Yaad Aaya

Aaj rutha hua 1 dost bahut yad aya
Acha guzra hua kuch waqt yad aya
Jo mere dard ko sine me chupa leta tha
Aaj jab dard hua wo bahut yad aya.

Crush Vs Love

The diff between crush & love?
When u like a person
& u knw y u like d person,
Its a CRUSH.
But when u like a person
& dnt know y u lik d person,
Its LUV.

Shayari

Aye khuda ankho ko kuch aisi khudai de
Jidhar dekhu udhar vo dikhai de.
Kash aisa taalmel ho hawa me
Unko pukaru aur unhi ko sunai de.

Friday, 1 April 2011

Waqt ki Kimat

Hum na mile to hame yaad karoge
fir tum khuda se fariyad karoge
ab to kahte ho ke hamare pas waqt nahi
fir yaad mein waqt barbad karoge.

Pj Shayari

Kabhi Shikayat na labo pe layenge
Kaha hai Dost,to dosti nibhayenge
Koi Tumhari Burai mere samne kre
Kasam khuda ki hum bi ha me ha milaynge

Dard bhari Shayari

Kaise Kahe Apse Pyar He Kitna
Humko Aap Par Aitbar He Kitna
Kuchh Nhi Kehte Khamosh Rehte He
Par Dil Hi Janta He
Dard-E-Intzar He Kitna.

Santa Banta

Santa with two red ears to his doctor-
I was ironing a shirt n the phone rang,
Doc- What happened to the other ear?
Santa- The man called back.

Friendship Shayari

Agar hm yaad nhi karte to bhulate b nhi
Agar hm hasate nhi to kabhi rulate b nhi.
Hum roz naye dost chahe banate na ho
Par Jo banate hain unhe gawate b nhi.

Thursday, 31 March 2011

HELLO

A simple word
HELLO is so
sweet
"H" How are you ?
"E" Everything is all right
"L" Love to listen you
"L" Love to see you
"O" Obviously missing you
so HELLO...

Wednesday, 30 March 2011

Swimming Pool

Banta built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled?
When asked him, he said,
"Oye, that's for those who don't know Swimming.

Saturday, 26 March 2011

Orange vs Apple

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

Friday, 25 March 2011

Santa- Miss Call

Santa: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Santa: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".

Husband wife mein larai hoi

Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai"
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana.

Shayari

Hume pata nhi dil ki manzil kahan he,
Humto unke peeche chalte rahenge,
safar khatam kar denge wahi par,
Jahan tak unke kadam le chalenge.

Thursday, 24 March 2011

Banta - M.B.B.S.

After finishing MBBS Banta Singh started his practice.
He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a Torch & Finally Said: "Oye, Torch is okay"

Judge

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Banta to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

Santa-Banta Again

Banta: I think that girl is deaf.
Santa: How do u know?
Banta: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals (Shoes) are new

Ladkiya Patane Ke 101 Farmulas

Formula 1
Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai.

Formula 2
Ladkiyon se jab bhi mile ek pyaari si smile jarur kare.

Formula 3

Hamesha unki help ke liye taiyaar rahe.

Formula 4

unka Birth day kabhi naa bhule aur unhe koi Beautiful gift jarur de, yaa ek Rose.

Formula 5

uus par kabhi bhi gussa na kare, Hamesha pyaar se hi pesh aaye.

Formula 6

Ladkiyan Shayari pasand karti hai, isliye aksar unhe unki khubsurti par koi Shayari sunate rahe, aisa karte rahne se wo aapke pyaar me pagal ho jayegi.

Formula 7

unse hamesha achche Dress me hi mile, yaad rakhe aap ko bhi attractive dkhna padega.

Formula 8

agar aap ek hi class me hai to unko Study me yaa Notes banane me Help karte rahe, aisa karne se aap unke aur bhi karib aate jaenge.

Formula 9

Aap jab bhi unse mile unhe Hi yaa Hello yaa Shake hand karna na bhule, isse apna pan badata jaega.

Formula 100

Ladkiyon ko Good personality wale Ladke bahut achche lagte hai, issliye koi achchi si Gym me exercise kar apni Body ko attractive banaye. isse Ladkiyan aapko dekhte hi impress ho jaengi.

Formula 11

Agar aapke pass cell phone hai aur us ladki ke paas bhi ( jise aap patana chahte hai), to aksar usko Funny SMS yaa Love SMS yaa Friendship SMS bhejte rahe. aisa karne se aap unki yaado me bane rahenge.

Formula 12

Friendship aur Valentines day ko unhe hamesha wish kare aur ek Pyara sa Gift jarur de. aisa karna najdiki badane ke liye bahut jaruri hai.

Formula 13

Ladkiyon se hamesha Romantic mood me hi baat kare, aise baat kare jisse unhe lage ki aap ko unse baat karke bahut hi maza aa raha hai.

Formula 14

Hamesha unko Respect de, isse aap unki nazaron me ek achche Ladke bane rahenge, jo Ladki patane ke liye bahut hi jaruri hai.

Formula 15

Ladkiyon se kabhi mat sharmaiye, Maximum Ladki sharmile Ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai, issliye hamesha frankly unse mile.

Formula 16

Apni Personality perfect rakhne ke liye hamesha chust durust dikhe, na ki sust yaa kaamchor. Ladkiyan furtile Ladko ko hi pasand karti hai.

Formula 17

agar Ladki Filmo ki shaukin hai to usse aksar Film ke hi bare me baate kare, isse wo aapse apni feeling bantkar khush aur impress hongi.

Formula 18

aap apne din ki shuruwat unhe ek mast Good Morning SMS bhejkar karen.

Formula 19

Raat ko sone se pahle ek Pyara sa Good Night SMS bhejkar bhi aap unhe impress kar sakte hai.

Formula 20

Ladkiyon se usi topic par baat-chit karo jis me use baat karne me maza aaye, isse wo aapse bahut samay tak baat kar sakti hai. aur aapki Dosti Pyar me bhi badal sakti hai.

Formula 21

Ladkiyon ke samne hamesha apna Cina taan kar chale, aisa karne se Mardangi jhalkti hai aur Ladkiyan Mardon ko hi pasand karti hai.

Formula 22

Ladkiyan darpok ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai issliye aap darna chhod de aar Ladkiyon se ek nidar ki tarah react kare.

Formula 23

agar Ladki aapse kuch mange to use jarur pura karne ki koshish kare, isse Ladkiyan aapse itni impress hongi jiski aap imagine bhi nahi kar sakte.

Formula 24
Unke Birth day par sabse pehle aap wish kare, isse wo aapko kabhi nahi bhul payengi.

Formula 25

Hamesha unse kisi na kisi bahane milte rahe, isse aap unki nazaron aur yaado me aksar bane rahenge.

Formula 26

unhe Dinner ya Lunch ke liye offer kare, ager wo agree ho jaye to unke pasand ke hotel me unke pasand ki dish order kare. wo turant aap par fida ho jayegi.

Formula 27

Ladkiyon se pehle Dosti karo baad me unse apne Dil ki baat kahna, Pyar ke mamle me patience se kaam le.

Formula 28

jab wo aap se baat kare to unki baato ko unki aankon me aankhen dalkar dhyanpurvak sune.

Formula 29

Agar Ladki aapki neighbor ho to roz subah unko dekhte hi Good Morning jarur kahe.

Formula 30

Agar Ladki aapki Class met ho to unse shake hand jarur kare.

Formula 31

Agar aap unke sath antakhari khele to unko target karke Loveable song jarur gaye.

Formula 32

Agar wo aapse raste par Lift mange to aap use jarur de, aur aise react kare jaise aap bahut jaruri kaam se ja rahe the Lekin unke liye aapne jaruri kaam chhod kar unhe Lift di, isse wo aap se Impress hue bina nahi rah sakegi aur aap use aasani se pata lenge.

Formula 33

agar wo koi problem me ho to sabse pehle unki help ke liye aap pahuche, ye Ladki patane ke liye jaruri sabak hai.

Formula 34

Ladkiyan bahut emotional hoti hai isliye unki emotion ki hamesha sammaan kare.

Formula 35

agar Ladki koi bhari kaam kar rahi hai to aap unki madad jarur kare. kaam me hath batane se Pyar badata hai.

Formula 36

agar School/College me unki Gaadi ka Petrol khatam ho gaya ho to aap apni Gaadi ka Petrol nikalkar jarur de.

Formula 37

unse hamesha hansi mazak karte rahe, Lekin ek limit me hi.

Formula 38

agar Ladki kahi paidal ja rahi ho to aap unhe apni Bike me Pahucha dene ka offer jarur kare, aisa impression jamane ke liye badiya mauka hai.

Formula 39

aap kisi Ladki ko bahut pyar karte hai to apni feeling ko Pink color ke paper par likhkar unhe jarur de, yaani unhe Love Letter likhe.

Formula 40

Maximum Ladkiyan Funny Ladke pasand karti hai, isliye aapko bhi Funny banana padega.

Formula 41

Jab bhi aap Ladkiyon se mile to unhe ek Mazedar Jokes jarur sunaye, yaa kuch Funny Shayari hi. (click here for Funny SMS & Funny Shayari Collection)

Formula 42

agar wo Morning walk karne jati hai to aap bhi uske sath sath walk karne jaye, subah ke mast mahaul me aap unse Mazedar baate kar unhe impress kar sakte hai.

Formula 43

agar unke paas cell phone hai to kisi bhi bahane unse Contact karte rahiye, aur SMS bhi bhejte rahiye. (click here for World's largest collection of SMS)

Formula 44

agar unka tabiyat thik naa ho to unse milne jarur jaye, aur unka haal chaal jarur puche.

Formula 45

apne Birth Day me unhe invite karna na bhule, aur aaye to ye kahna "aap hi ka intzar kar raha tha, ab aap aa gai ho ab mai Cake katunga.

Formula 46

unke diye hue Gift ki tarif jarur kare, tarif karna Deep me Ghee dalne ke saman hai.

Formula 47

agar unka Mail ID aap jante ho to unko Mail karte rahe aur ye ehsas dilaye ki aap dinbhar unki hi khayalo me khoye rahte hai.

Formula 48

agar aap ko apne Padosan ko patana ho to unke ghar aate jate rahe aur jarurat padne par unki madad karte rahe.

Formula 49

agar Padosan ka bhai bhi hai to, Pehle uske bhai se Dosti karo, uske bhai ki nazaro me aap ek samajhdar Ladke ki tarah raho, isse aapka unke ghar aana jana laga rahega.

Formula 50

Har insan apni tarif sunana chahta hai, isliye aap Ladki ke har Chijo ki tarif karte rahe.

Formula 51

Ladkiyon se hamesha Confidence ke sath hi baat kare.

Formula 52

agar aap kisi Ladki ko Patana chahte hai to usse baat karne ki koshish kare. aur apni feeling ko kisi din Letter me likhkar unhe de do. isse Ladki aapke Himmat ki Kayal ho jayegi.

Formula 53

agar unka koi Nick name ho to aap unko Nick name se hi pukare. isse aap unko apne se lagenge.

Formula 54

Jab bhi aap unse mile to unko uske pasand ki Chocolate jarur de. Ladkiyon ke shauk pure karne se unko Patane me aasani hoti hai.

Formula 55
agar Ladki ice-cream khane ki shaukin ho to unko jarur isske liye offer karte rahe..

Formula 56

Ladkiyan agar group me ho to aap unhe (Jinhe Patana hai) hi dekhte rahe, aisa karne se wo bhi aap ke taraf attract ho jaegi.

Formula 57

agar aap kisi Ladki ko Propose karna chahte ho to, aap unka ek hath pakadkar unhe Red Rose dekar Propose kare. wo aap ka Proposal jarur accept kar legi.

Formula 58

unki har ada ki tarif jarur kare, wo jarur khush hongi.

Formula 59

Propose karna Mard ka kaam hai iss liye aap ye mat soche ki Ladki aakar aapko Propse karengi, Pahle aapko hi Propose karna hoga.

Formula 60

agar wo kabhi aapke ghar ke samne se gujre to use apne ghar jarur bulayen, aur Chaay ya Coffee jarur pilaye. isse wo aapke mehman navaji ki kayal ho jayegi.

Formula 61

agar aap unka ghar jante hai to Holi ke din uske ghar unke sath Holi khelne jana na bhule aur unke sath khub hansi mazak kare.

Formula 62
agar aap Party me kisi Ladki ko Patana chahte ho to, aap sabse pehle unse jakar mile aur apna Introduction de, isse dhire-dhire baat chit ka silsila shuru hoga aur aap use Pata lenge.

Formula 63

aap ki Padosan agar School/College jane ke liye nikal rahi ho to aap unke sang hole aur unse baat karte hue aap bhi jaye. aisa Continue 3 Dino tak kare aur 4th Din mat jana, wo 5th Din aapse jarur puchegi kal kyu nahi aaye. aur iss tarah mulakat se aap use Pata hi lenge.

Formula 64
Ladki Patane ke liye Confidence bahur hi jaruri hai isliye aap Pahle apne aap pe bharosa rakhiye ki aap use Pata kar hi Dumm lenge, aur aap apne Confidence ke bal par hi use Pata lenge.

Formula 65

Ladkiyan Patane ke liye apne aap me kuch quality paida kare, jaise Singing, Dancing, Body Building, Acting. quality hone se Ladki Patana bahut asan ho jata hai.

Formula 66

agar aap me koi buri aadat ho to use chhod de, bure Ladke pasand nahi kiye jate hai, isliye apni buri aadato ko chod de.

Formula 67

Ladkiyon ke samne kabhi bhi Smoking na kare aur na hi Drinking. ye baat hamesha yaad rakhe Ladkiyan Good Manners wale Ladko ko hi Pasand karti hai.

Formula 68

Ladkiyon ke samne kabhi bhi Gandi baate naa kare isse aapka unke samne ek bad boy ki image ban jaygi. aap unke samne Talented person ki tarah hi Behavior kare.

Formula 69

agar aap jante hai ki wo kis Film Hero ki Fane hai to aap usi Hero ke jaisi Hare Style rakhe aur usi ki tarah dikhne ki khoshish kare. Ladki aapse impress hogi hi.

Formula 70

aap hamesha unse sach bolne ki koshish kare, isse aap unhe sachche Ladke lagenge. jo ki impress karne ke liye jaruri hai.

Formula 71

aap unke prati hamesha vafadar rahe, har Ladkiyan ek vafadar sathi ki talash me rehti hai.

Formula 72

agar aapke makaan ke kiraye daar ko Patana ho to uske kuch mahine ka Kiraya maaf karde. isse aapki unse najdikiyan badengi. aur wo aapka ehsan mand ho jaengi

Formula 73

Ladkiyan hazirjawab Ladkon ko Pasand karti hai issliye aap hazirjawab dene wale person baniye.

Formula 74

Kai Ladkiyan filmo ki baate karna bahut pasand karti hai, aise Ladkiyon se aap unke pasand ki filmo ke baare me baate karke unhe impress kar sakte hai.

Formula 75

intelligent Ladko se Ladkiyan impress hoti hai issliye aap apni Study improve karke Ladkiyon ko impress kar sakte hai.

Formula 76

Ladkiyan Patane ke liye aapka General Knowledge Strong hona chahiye, GK Ladkiyon ko Patane me bahut hi Helpful hota hai.

Formula 77

Ladkiyan saaf suthri image wale Ladko ko Like karti hai issliye aap jhagde-jhanjhaton se dur hi rahe.

Formula 78

aap jis Ladki ko Patana chahte hai use agar koi pareshaan kar raha ho to aap us Ladki ki madad kare, isse wo Ladki aapse turant Pat jayegi.

Formula 79

agar wo koi khaas type ke Book read karne ki shaukin ho to aap use wo Book Gift kare (for exa. Comics, Film Magazines etc.). wo aapse jarur impress hongi aur aap unhe easily Pata lenge.

Formula 80

hamesha koi badiya Body Spray (Perfume) lagaya kare. aapke Body ki khushbu Ladkiyon ko aapki aur attract karegi

Formula 81

agar wo aapki kuch help kare to usse thanks jarur kahe. impression jamane ke liye ye chhoti-chhoti formalities bahut kaam aati hai.

Formula 82

agar aapke paas Bike ho to use hamesha saaf suthri rakhe, Ladkiyan Saaf suthri Bike me hi ghumna Pasand karti hai. issliye apne Bike ko attractive banaaye.

Formula 83

Aap Mobile set aisa rakhe jo aapki Personality ko suet kare. achhe Mobile set rakh kar Ladkiyon ko apni taraf attract kiya ja sakta hai.

Formula 84

apne cell phone ke wallpaper me unka Photo set kar ke rakhe, aur use dikhaye wo aapse jarur impress hongi.

Formula 85

aap kisi din unse ye kah kar ki "aap mujhe aapna autograph denge to ye meri khushnasibi hogi". aap unka autograph mangkar unko impress kar sakte hai.

Formula 86

apne cell phone me koi Romantic Ring tone hi rakhe, Romantic Ring tone sunkar Ladkiyan jarur impress hoti hai. Ladkiyon ko Patane ke liye unhe impress karna bahut hi jaruri hai.

Formula 87

unke ghar ke paas se jab bhi gujre unhe dekhne ki koshish jarur kare. unhe ye ehsas dilana jaruri hai ki aap unme interest rakhte hai.

Formula 88

agar aap unse kahi mile aur unke sath me unke Parents ho to unke Paanv (charan) chhue. Ladki turant aapse impress hogi (agar Ladki JaanPehchan wali ho ussi condition me hi).

Formula 89

agar wo age me aapse chhoti ho phir bhi aap unse "AAP" kahkar hi baat kare. unhe lagna chahiye ki aap unka bahut respect karte hai.

Formula 90

unke sath kabhi bhi bahas nahi kare hamesha unki baat ka sath de. tabhi unko Pata sakte hai.

Formula 91

har Ladki apne Khubsurti ki tarif sunana chahti hai issliye aap unki khubsurti ka hamesha tarif karte rahe. ye Ladki Patane ka Super hit Formula hai.

Formula 92

aap unhe hamesha ye kahe ki wo Duniya ki sabse Beautiful Ladki hai. wo aap se hamesha khush rahegi aur easily set ho jayegi.

Formula 93

mere ek Dost ki 56 Girl Friend hai. usne un sabhi ko Patane ke liye jo Formula use kiya hai wo hai- "Ladkiyon se hamesha unke baare me hi baate karo". wo hamesha Ladkiyon se unke hi baare me baate karte rahta tha aur Ladkiyan Pat gai.

Formula 94

unse kabhi bhi gandi baate na kare unse achhi baate hi kare, tabhi kamyabi milegi.

Formula 95

aap unse ye kahe ki aap unke liye kuch bhi kar sakte hai, wo aap se impress hogi hi.

Formula 96

Maximum Ladkiyan Clean shave kiye hue Ladko ko Like karti hai issliye sexy dikhne ke liye shave karte rahe.

Formula 97

Ladkiyon ko kabhi bhi ghur kar naa dekhe balki unhe hamesha Pyaar bhari nazaron se hi dekhe, Ladki aapki Diwani ho jayegi.

Formula 98

agar kabhi unke sath Film jane ka mauka mile to koi Romantic Film hi dekhne jaye, unke sath Romantic Film dekhi matlab Ladki Patti.

Formula 99

Ladkiyan apne Julfon (hair) ki tarif sunana Pasand karti hai, issliye unhe Patane ke liye unke Julfon par Shayari sunaye yaa tarif kare. (click here for Tarif Shayari)

Formula 100

aap unki sabhi baaton par agree kare unke kisi bhi baaton ko naa kaate, aap dono ke think milne ka ehsas dilakar bhi aap unhe aasani se Pata sakte hai.

Formula 101

aap unke sath hamesha unke baare me hi baate kare, aur unko special hone ka ehsas jarur dilaye, isse wo aapki Diwani ho jayegi

Sardar ki wife

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

Wife came home with a goat.

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"
Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

Life

Life Has No Pause Button.
Dreams Have No Expiry Date.
Time Takes No Holiday.
So, Live-Life Without Any Rules.
But with some Regulations.

Shayari

Sochta Hu Kya Use Nind Ati Hogi
Ya Meri Trah Sirf Ashq Bahati Hogi
Wo Meri Shakl Mera Naam Bhulane Wali
Apni Taswir Se Kya Ankh Milati Hogi

Emotional Thought

Expression of d face could b seen by every1
But d depression of heart
could b understood only By d Best 1
Don't lose them in life

Bewafa

Pyar sikhakar wo juda ho gaye,
Na socha na samjha bas khafa ho gaye,
Ab kisko hum apna kahe,
wo b auro ki tarah bewafa ho gaye.

AAp...

AAPKI Khushi Ki Chah Karte Hein,
Bas Itna Sa Hum Gunah Krte Hein,
Aj Phir Apke Intezar Me Betab Hein,
Dekhna Hai Ap KAB Hume Yad Krte Hein.

Ladkiya

Hazaro Ladkiya Aati H,
Hazaro Hi Jati H.
Hazaro Hasati H,
Hazaro Hi Rulati H.
But My Dear,
Sath Vahi Nibhati H
Jo "DOLI" Me
Baith K Aati H..

Chappal Chor

DiL ka Dard Batana Mat
Aankho Me Aansu Lana Mat
Is Baar Pitayi Bahut Hogi
IsLiye Masjid Se ChappaL churana Mat
Chappal Chor..

Shayari

Neend Walo Ko Kya Khabar Iski,
Ki Jage Hain Kaun Raat Bhar Tanha..
Log Soye The Band Kamro Me,
Chand Bhatka Hai Raat Bhar Dar-Ba-Dar Tanha..

Shayari

Har Rishte ko Aajmaya He Humne
Kuch Paya Par Bahut Gawaya Hai Humne
Har Us Shakhs Ne Rulaya He
Jis Ko Bhi Is Dil Me Basaya Hai Humne

Wednesday, 23 March 2011

Mobile Bill

Santa: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Santa: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Wife Missing

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

Tuesday, 22 March 2011

Love vs Anger

While Dad was polishing his new car,

his 4yr old son pickedup a stone

& scratched lines on d side of d car.

In his anger,Dad took child's hand

& hit it many tmes,

nt realizing he was using a wrench.

At d hospital, his child said,

"Dad,wen wil my fingrs grow bck?"

Dad was so hurt.

He went bck to the car

and kicked it a lot of times.

Sitting back,he looked at d scratches,

child wrote "I LOVE YOU DAD"

MORAL:-~Anger & Love have no limits.

Hurting

We never think of hurting those
who r very close 2 us
but it happens dat v land up hurting them d most
Bcoz its always true dat CLOSENESS HURTS.

Shayari

Dil Ke ZakhM Pe Mat Ro Mere Yaar
WaqtHar ZakhM Ka MarhaM Hota hai
DilSe Jo Saccha Pyar Karta Hai
Uska To Khuda B Diwana Hota hai.

Smile

Smile a while,
& when U smile,
smile another smile
& soon there will b miles
& miles of smile
bcoz you smiled
i wish ur day is full of SMILE

Shayari

Apne Dard Ko Daba K Dekho,
Ek Baar Nhi Hr Baar Apna K Dekho,
Log Kabhi Milte Nhi Ek Jaise,
Kuchh Logo Ko Ek Baar Phir Ajma k Dekho

Love Shayari

Hotho pe aaj hasi khil ayi he,
Pyar ki kimat ab samajh ayi he,
Zamane wale bhi na kar payenge hume alag,
Agar Rab Ne Hamari Jodi Banayi Hai.

Good day

A Message 2 Start ur Day
A Prayer 2 Bless ur Day
A Cheer 2 Perfect ur Day
A Moment 2 say
Take Care & Have a Good Day....!

Shayari

Aankho K Sagar Me Jalan Kaisi hai
Aaj Dil Ko Tadapne Ki Lagan Kaisi hai
Barf Ki Trah Pighal Jayegi Zindgi
Mujhse Puch PYAR Ki agan Kaisi hai

Sweet

U Look "Sweet" when U Open MY sms,
U Look "Sweeter" when U Read & smile,
But U Look"Sweetest" when U Reply.
So Always Try to Look Sweetest.

Relationship

A Relationship
Doesn't Shine
By Juz Shaking Hands
In Best Time!
But It Blossoms
By Holding Hands Firmly
In Critical Situation !!

For You

My Hearts Made 2 Luv U
My Lips Made 2 kiss U
My Eyes R Made 2 see U
My Hands R Made 2 Hold U
Evry Part of Me Wants U
Coz I Was Made Jst 4u..

Dost

Dost Samjhte ho to Dosti nibhate rahna,
hamai bhi yad karna, khud bhi yad ate rahna,
meri to khushi Aapse he hai,
mai khush rahu ya na,
bas Aap muskrate rahna.

Friend

I Value my friends
More than I Value My Life.
So When i say u r my Friend,
It's Just As Gud As saying u r My Life

Monday, 21 March 2011

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

Sunday, 20 March 2011

Kash aap sms hotay..

Wife:Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta

Saturday, 19 March 2011

Santa in Airplane

Santa in airplane going to Bombay . While its landing he was excited and shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Santa: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"

Ingredients of perfect Holi

Bright colors,
water balloons,
lavish gujiyas and melodious songs
are the ingredients of perfect Holi.
Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.

Happy Holi

Rutha Hai Koi To Use Manao,
Aaj To Saari Galti Bhul Jao,
Laga Do Ye Dosti Ka Rang Aaj Sab Ko Yaaro,
Aaj Holi Manao To Aisi Manao,Happy Holi, :)

Happy Holi

Colors of life,
Colors of joy,
Clolors of Happiness,
Colors of frienship,
Colors of love & all the colors u want to paint in ur life.
happy Holi.

All shades of holi

Red 4 prosperity.
Green 4 happiness,
blue 4 longitivity,
orange 4 progress,
pink 4 friendship.
May u be blessed with all shades of Holi.

Have a colourful holi !

Celebrating the colors
of our beautiful relationship,
I wish you and your family
all the bright hues of life.
Have a colourful holi !

The most colourful Holi.

Auspicious red.
Sunkissed gold.
Soothing silver.
Pretty purple.
Blissful blue.
Forever green.
I wish u and all family members
The most colorful Holi.

Thursday, 17 March 2011

Sms Kyun Nahi karte

Kya aap.. Close Up karte hain..?
Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..!
Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...!
"MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..!
To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!

Good Night

Apun 1 sher bolega,
Charo Taraf Chand faakrela hai light,
Boleto ho gayeli hai nighat,
Band karne ka tube light,
Aur soneka tight, Boleto,
Bye Good Night.

Pyaar

Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar karo
Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karoRoz nikla karen
kisi ke yaad mein aanso Itna kabhi na kisi se pyaar karo

Love Shayari

Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai…
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai…

Shayari

Mohabbat ka matlab intzaar nahi hota,
Har kisi ko dekhna pyar nahi hota,
Yu to milta hai roz mohabbat-e-paigam,
Pyar hai zindgi jo har baar nahi hota…….

Pj Shayari

Arz kya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi..

PJ Shayari

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya..
Khushbu teri sath laya...
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...
Ke lagta hay ki...Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi "NAHAYA"

Friend

Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a
door that is open to receive friends. And a garden
full of memories.... of many good things.

Friend

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep
and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is
always there for you and never let you down

Emotional Thought

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never
draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but
circles are never ending

True Friend

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True
friends stay together and never say good bye

You

It takes half our life to find true friends & half
of it keeping them.I am lucky to have spent less than
half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest
keeping you.

Wish

When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me:
What is your wish for today? "I said : please take
special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!"

Friends

Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break
into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in
my life's journey we became FRIENDS!

Special Friend

A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be
special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so
lucky I m for having you.

You & I

People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some
give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others
may forget YOU but never will I.

Friendship

If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were
leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will
give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u
mine

Friend

A friend gives hope when life is low,

a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go,

a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.

You

Feel good when somebody Miss u.

Feel better when somebody Loves u.

But feel best when somebody never forgets u.

Life

One day u will ask me: What is more important to you,
me or your life? I will say: my life,  You will walk
away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!

Friendship

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in
heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry,
but my friendship with u will never die.

Wednesday, 16 March 2011

Shayari

Andhera mila he to roshni b milegi
Gam mila h to khusi bhi milegi
Rehta nahi ek sa mausam Aansu mili hai to hasi b milegi.

Smile

A smile is the best lighting system of the face,
the best cooling system of the head,
and the best warming system of the heart.

Nice One

Never waste time for someone who doesn’t even bother spending time for u …..
but with someone who will say “time is wasted if i am not with you”

Dosti

Teri Pyari Si Dosti Kaise Bhul Jau
Pal-Pal Tumhari Yadon me Q na Aau
Ae Dost Teri Dosti Sabse Pyari Hai
Phir Tumhe Apni Yaad Q Na Dilau.!!

Friend

Who is friend?
F- first for me………
R-Ready at anytime for me……
I- Inspire me……..
E- Enjoy life with me……..
N- Never forget me……….
D- Definetly u………

Dosti

“DOSTI” karne ka andaz aana chahiye
“YAAD” karne ka bahana aana chahiye
“AAP” roz call karo na karo par
pyara sa ek sms roz aana chahiye.

Bhikhari

Phone ek mandir
Sms uska bhagwan
Sms bhejne wala pujari
Sms padhne wala bhakt
Padhkar sms na kar ne wala mandir ke baahar ka Bhikhari…

My Wish

HAPPINESS as light as air
LOVE as deep as ocean
FRIEND as solid as diamond
and SUCCESS as bright as gold
This is my wish 4 day n everyday

Dost

Kehne ko shabd nahi bhejne ko naya SMS nahi,
Par dilse ek bat kehte hai apna khayal rakhan
kyon ki hamare paas
Aap jaisa dusra dost nahi

Shayari

Dil do to kisi ek ko, Aur do to kisi nek ko…..
Jo samjhe pyaar ke matlab ko..
Jab tak saccha dildar na mile.
Try karte raho hare kisi ko

Shayari

Mayus mat hona ye gunah hota h
Milta wohi h jo kismat me likha hota h
Har chiz mile hume zaruri to nahi
Kuch chizo ka intezar me maza hota hai

Shayari

Meri mohabbat ko chahe dhoka de,
Mai tujse koi shikawa na karunga,
Rehti hai dil me tasavie teri
Sari umar usiki hifajat karta rahunga..!!!

Ishq

Kisiko chahne ka koi bahana nahi hota, dil lagane se koi deewana nahi hota.

Aashiqi seekhni ho to seekho humse, hume pata hai ishq ka matlab sirf paana nahi hota.

Good Morning

Wada kiya hai to nibhayenge, Suraj ki kiran bankar teri chhat par aayenge;
Hum hai to judai ka gham kaisa, Teri har subah ko phulon se sajayenge.!.!

Good Morning

Mithi neend Mithe khwaab

Ho Gaya savera ab to jago janab

Chand bhi chup gaya fir rat K intezar Mein

1 naya din shuru karo apni manzil ki talash Mein.

Shayari

Na khicho itna ki dor toot jaye,Na satao itna ki sanam rooth jaye,

Ab to hadh ho chuki roothne manane ki,Na door jao itna ki saath chhut jaye

Close ur eyes & imagine:

Close ur eyes & imagine:

Chand ka bed,

Taron ki razai

aur phoolon ka takiya!!!

Nice na??

Now come back to earth & sleep on ur KHATIA. Good Night.

Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote

Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote,
Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote!
Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT kehne,
K liye jaag rahe hai,
Varna hum to kab k so gye hote!!!

Kabhi ati hai

Kabhi ati hai,
Khamoshi say,
Chupkey Say,
Rat mein,
Barsat mein,
Veeraney main,
Anjaney main,
Kise waja say,
Kis liye,
Kis ki khater,
Kis k liey,
Ye keya hey,
Ek ehsasss,
Ek pyass,
Phir bhi acchi lagti hai,
Unjani si,
Begaani si,
Phachaani si,
Khoobsurat si,
Tumhari yaad.

Lagta he pyara ek ek tara

Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara,
Lagta he pyara ek ek tara,
Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamaraĆ¢€¦
Gud nite !

Khwab dekhne ke liye ab so jayenge

Tanha jab dil hoga, aapko aawaz diya karenge.
Raat me sitaronse aapka jikr kiya karenge.
Aap aaye ya na aaye hamari khwabonme,
Ham bas aapka intezaar kiya karenge.
Khwab dekhne ke liye ab so jayenge. Goodnite

Aap ki ninde churayenge hum

Sote hue ko jagayenge hum,
Aap ki ninde churayenge hum,
Har waqt SmS kar satayenge hum,
Aap ko aayega ghussa lekin us Ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum.
Gud Night!

Holi Hai

Dil ne ek baar aur humaara kehna maana hai,
Is holi pe phir useh rangne jaana hai.

Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga.

Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.

Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai

Monday, 14 March 2011

Shaadi Ki Movie

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

Thursday, 3 March 2011

Drinking is Injurious...!!!

Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi.
The taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds…so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them : “we have arrived”
The first man gave him money.
The second one thanked him.
But the third one….he slapped the taxi driver.
The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them must have had realized that the car dint move an inch.
So, he asked the third man :
what was that for?”
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the third man replied : “control your speed from next time onwards……you almost killed us…..”

Wah Wah......WAH WAH...

Boss:

Arz kiya hai.........

Office may Kaam hote hain...
Galtiyon ka sama hota hai....
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai....
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte...
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai.... :-) :-) :-) ....

Employee's reply...

Arz kiya hai.........
Appraisal hote hain...
Disappointment ka sama hota hai...
Aise mausam mein hi to Attrition jawan hota hai....
Dil ki khunnas HUM jabaan se nahi kehte...
Ye fasana to resignation se bayan hota hai.... (Wah wah ... wah wah ... wah wah ...) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) ....

Wednesday, 2 March 2011

Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai,
nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai,
tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,
magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai

Bachelor's schedule

Bachelor's schedule...
Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ;
Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ;
Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ;
Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash..

Arz kiya hai,

Arz kiya hai,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !

Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain....
PAISA..... MAUT.....
Aur..... Aur..... Aur.....
Mera SMS !

Kehena hai aaj tumse,
phir kisise ye kehena nahi,
Rehena hai saath tere,
warna Duniya me rehena nahi.

Mayoos tow hoon mager hona nahi chahti
Kia karon mein ussay bhulana nahi chahti
Janti hon wo bay khaber hai mujhe se
phir bhee Uss k khayal ko dil se mitana nahi chahti

Aansun se palke bhigo leta hoon
Yaad teri aati hai to ro leta hoon
Socha ki bhula doon tujhe magar,
Har baar faisla badal deta hoon

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

Sunday, 27 February 2011

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Exam

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega...
Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega...
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo...
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega???
vah vah... vah vah... vah va

Wednesday, 23 February 2011

Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!

Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe,
Door rehkar bhi hamesha
chahenge tumhe,Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to
Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhe.

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Coca cola

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola

Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.

Tuesday, 22 February 2011

Exam

exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI.

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai
Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,
Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai.

Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar.

Har khushi kam hai,
Tera gum bhulane ke liye,
Ek tera gum hi kaafi hai,
Mujhe umr bhar rulane ke liye

Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.

Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge
Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge

Yun durr reh kar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte

Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,
Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,
Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Begana kaho ya deewana,
Suno is dil ka fasana,
Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana..

Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.

Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.

Dil Ki Basti Bikhar Gayi Hoti
Ke Rooh Ke Zakhm Bhar Gaye Hote
Yeh Zindagi To Aap Ki Amaanat Hai Warna
Hum To Kab Ke Mar Gaye Hote

Kaash who nagme hame sunaye na hote,
Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote.
Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,
To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.

Shayari

Vaade pe o aitbaar nahi karte,
Hum zikre mohabbat sare bazaar nahi karte.
Darta hai dil unki ruswai se,
Aur who sochte hai hum unse pyar nahi karte.

Zindagi

Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,
Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.
Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,
Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.

Monday, 21 February 2011

Who are boys....and girls...

Who are BOYS?


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Who go to hell and there also they say,


“Yamaraaj ki beti dekhi? Kya dikhati hai yaar…!”






And


Who are GIRLS?


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Who go to heaven and say,


“Uss apsara ki nail paint dekhi?? How cheap…..!”

Saturday, 19 February 2011

Zindagi ke...

Do ghadi ke liye tere do bol,
do jahaan se achhe hain.
Zindagi kise chahiye tere bagair,
saath guzare do pal sari zindagi se achhe hain.

Nice1...

A tough biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to shoot herself, so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity, he asked "Well, before you shoot, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, she does.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
Laughter is the best medicine......

ONE LINERS.. Really Funny!!!

*   I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she’s interested in, she said: Cheque books.

*   The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.

*   What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.

*   My wife thinks “freedom of the press” means no-iron clothes.

*   What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

*   Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.

*   At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh! Santa: Control urself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

*   A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper. Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper? French: Toilette pepper!

*   Santa & Banta were walking in the highlands then suddenly Santa fell down in a deep hole. Banta: Are you ok? Santa: Fine thanks! Banta: Did you break anything? Santa: No, there’s nothing down here to break!

*   Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in? New employee: Yes, sir. Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.

*   Santa always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case someone wants their coffee black.

*   Santa falls in luv with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.”

*   Q: Why dogs don’t marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!

*   A history teacher & his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. ‘Anything new at work?’ He replied, ‘No, I’m teaching History.’

*   Q: What’s the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.

*   Santa enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why? Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.

*   Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WOW !

*   Santa in an antique shop, “Do you have anything new?”
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

WHY EMPLOYEES LEAVE ORGANISATIONS ?

Every company faces the problem of people leaving the company for better pay or profile.

Early this year, Mark, a senior software designer, got an offer from a prestigious international firm to work in its India operations developing specialized software. He was thrilled by the offer.

He had heard a lot about the CEO. The salary was great. The company had all the right systems in place employee-friendly human resources (HR) policies, a spanking new office, and the very best technology, even a canteen that served superb food.

Twice Mark was sent abroad for training. "My learning curve is the sharpest it's ever been," he said soon after he joined.

Last week, less than eight months after he joined, Mark walked out of the job.

Why did this talented employee leave?


Arun quit for the same reason that drives many good people away.

The answer lies in one of the largest studies undertaken by the Gallup Organization. The study surveyed over a million employees and 80,000 managers and was published in a book called "First Break All The Rules". It came up with this surprising finding:


If you're losing good people, look to their
manager.... manager is the reason people stay and thrive in an organization. And he’s the reason why people leave. When people leave they take knowledge,experience and contacts with them, straight to the competition.

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People leave managers not companies," write the authors Marcus Buckingham and Curt Coffman.

Mostly manager drives people away?

HR experts say that of all the abuses, employees find humiliation the most intolerable. The first time, an employee may not leave, but a thought has been planted. The second time, that thought gets strengthened. The third time, he looks for another job.

When people cannot retort openly in anger, they do so by passive aggression. By digging their heels in and slowing down. By doing only what they are told to do and no more. By omitting to give the boss crucial information. Dev says: "If you work for a jerk, you basically want to get him into trouble. You don 't have your heart and soul in the job."

Different managers can stress out employees in different ways - by being too controlling, too suspicious,too pushy, too critical, but they forget that workers are not fixed assets, they are free agents. When this goes on too long, an employee will quit - often over a trivial issue.


Talented men leave. Dead wood doesn't.

Kabir Vani and Software Engineer (SE)

Kabir : Aisi baani boliye, man ka aapa khoye
Auron ko sheetal kare, aap bhi sheetal hoye

SE: Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye,
Auron ko confuse kare, aap bhi confuse hoye

Kabir : Guru Govind doyu khade, kaake laagu paye
Balihari guru aapke, govind diyo bataye

SE : Client aur manager doyu khade, kaake laagu paye
Balihaari client aapke, manager diyo bataye.

Rahim : Rahiman dhaaga prem ka, mat todo chatkaye
tode se fir jude na, jude gaanth pad jaaye

SE : SE confidence manager, mat todo chatkaye
Project to barbaad hoye hi, appraisal mein waat lag jaye.

Kabir : Dheere dheere re mana, dheere sab kuch hoye,
Maali seenche sow ghara, ritu aaye phal hoye

SE : Dheere dheere re project leader, dheere project execute hoye,
client dikhaye kitni bhi urgency, release deadline ke baad hi hoye..

Kabir : Jab Tun Aaya Jagat Mein , Log Hanse Tu Roye
Aise Karni Na Kari , Pache Hanse Sab roye

SE : Jab project aaye company mein, client hase hum roye,
Aisi karni na kari , tu hase client roye...

Kabir: Dukh Mein Sumiran Sab Kare , Sukh Mein Kare Na Koye
Jo Sukh Mein Sumiran Kare , Tau Dukh Kahe Ko Hoye

SE: Rush hour mein kaam sab karen , routine mein kare na koye,
jo routine mein sab kaam kare, to rush hour kaahe hoye.

Kabir : Pothhi padh padh jag mooya, pandit bhaya na koye,
Dhai aakhar prem ka, padhe so pandit hoye

SE : Coding kar ar jag mooya, programmer bhaya na koye,
Do shabd copy-paste ke, kare so programmer hoye.

Kabir : Chalati chakki dekh ke, diya Kabira roye,
Do paatan ke beechmein, saabut bacha na koye

SE: Client aur manager ko dekhke, engineers saare roye,
Deadline meet karne ke chakkar mein, saabut bacha na koye.

Kabir: Chinta Aisee Dakini, Kat Kaleja Khaye
Vaid Bichara Kya Kare , Kahan Tak Dawa Lagaye

SE: Deadline aisi dakini, man ka tension badhaaye,
kaam itna ho sar par, time pe complete kaise ho paaye.

Kabir: Maala To Kar Mein Phire , Jeebh Phire Mukh Mahin
Manua To Chahun Dish Phire, Yeh To Sumiran Nahin

SE: Engineer gaye sab cigarette peene, Leader phire office maahin,
Cubicle se jyaada time canteen pe rahe, yeh to dedication naahin

Why do we shout in anger?

A saint asked his disciples, 'Why do we shout in anger? Why do people shout at each other when they are upset?'

Disciples thought for a while, one of them said, 'Because we lose our calm, we shout for that.'

'But, why to shout when the other person is just next to you?' asked the saint. 'Isn't it possible to speak to him or her with a soft voice? Why do you shout at a person when you're angry?'
Disciples gave some other answers but none satisfied the saint.

Finally he explained,' When two people are angry at each other, their hearts distance a lot.. To cover that distance they must shout to be able to hear each other. The angrier they are, the stronger they will have to shout to hear each other through that great distance.'
Then the saint asked, 'What happens when two people fall in love? They don't shout at each other but talk softly, why? Because their hearts are very close. The distance between them is very small...'
The saint continued, 'When they love each other even more, what happens? They do not speak, only whisper and they get even closer to each other in their love. Finally they even need not whisper, they only look at each other and that's all. That is how close two people are when they love each other.'

MORAL: When you argue do not let your hearts get distant, do not say words that distance each other.

Thursday, 17 February 2011

BECHARA HUSBAND...

Agar aurat par hath uthaye to Zalim, **

*Aurat se Pit jaye to Buzdil,*



* Aurat ko kisi ke 7 dekh ker ladai kare to Jealous,

*Chup rahe to Be-gairat, *

*Ghar se bahar rahe to Awara,*

* Ghar me rahe to Nakara, *

*Bachon ko dante to Jaalim, *

*Na dante to Laparwah,*

*Aurat ko naukri se roke to Shakki Mijaz,*

*Na rokey to biwi ki kamai khanewala,*

*Maa ki mane to Maa ka Chamcha,*

*Biwi ki sune to Joru ka Gulam...*

*Na Jane Kab Aayega . . . . . .*

* "HAPPY MEN'S DAY"*

Thought

"Those Nights When You Can’t Sleep,

You Just Might Be In Someone Else's Dreams…"

Stupid Questions Smart Answers....

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Wilson says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.



BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.



GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??



GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple



GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??



BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??



BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??



WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.



1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".



2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".



3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".



4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"



5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called
current affairs.



6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".



7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've
failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's
performance repeated".



8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and
stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".



9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".



10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of
ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've
treated. The others all died".



11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day
and at the same time."



12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

Wednesday, 16 February 2011

TRUE FRIEND

A TRUE FRIEND IS SOMEONE
WHO SEES THE PAIN IN UR EYES
WHILE EVERYONE ELSE BELIEVES
THE SMILE ON UR FACE

Life

One day u will ask me whats more important 2 me,u or my life..I will say
my life & u will leave me without realizing that u r my life..

Love

There is no fear in Love,
if the Love is real and perfect it overshadows all fears and Concern.
Love is not what you can receive
it’s all about what you can give.

Special frinds R really hard 2 find…
specially those who r cute n pure in heart!!
So my advise 4 u us Never let ME go!!!

Heats could love 4 a while,
feet could walk 4 a mile,
clothes won't 4ever be in style,
but having u as my friend is 4EVER worthwhile.

Friends

Friends r like shoes…
some loose&some tight &
some fit just right.
They help u as u walk through life…
thanx for being my size!

If you need advice, text me…
If you need a friend, call me…
If you need me, come to me…
If you need money… ……….. THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

True Friends

True friends are like Diamonds…
they are real and rare.
False friends are like leaves…
they are scattered everywhere.

FRIENDSHIP

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree…
It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be,
but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN…

Shayari

kaun kehta hai dost tumse hamari judai hogi,
yeh afwah kisi aur ne udayi hogi;
shaan se rahenge aapke dil mein hum,
itne dino mein humne kuch to jagah banayi hogi

Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye,
Aap nahi to aapki taswir chahiye
per taswir aapki hamaara dil behla na sakegi,
Kyonki yeh aapki tarah muskura na sakegi....

Romance Mathematics

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Tuesday, 15 February 2011

Dating process . . .

Dating process:
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?

Back from Work:
6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.
6 months : BACK!!
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??

Gifts:
6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.
6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.

Phone Ringing:
6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months : Here, for you.
6 years : PHONE RINGING.

Cooking:
6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years : AGAIN!!!!

Apology:
6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.
6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??

New Dress:
6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 months : You bought a new dress again???
6 years : How much did THAT cost me?

Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
6 months : What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home???

TV:
6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months : I like this movie.
6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself he he he . . .

Thursday, 10 February 2011

A Riddle.....

A riddle for you to keep awake...

Eighty percent of Kindergartners solved this riddle,
But only 5% of Stanford graduates figured it out!

Can you answer the following questions in one word?

1. The word has seven letters...
2. Preceded God...
3. Greater than God...
4. More Evil than the devil...
5. All poor people have it...
6. Wealthy people need it....
7. If you eat it, you will die.

Did you figure it out?


Try hard before looking at the answers.


Did you get it yet?



Give up?




Brace yourself for the answer...
The Answer is:

NOTHING!

NOTHING has 7 letters.
NOTHING preceded God.
NOTHING is greater than God.
NOTHING is more Evil than the devil.
All poor people have NOTHING.
Wealthy people need NOTHING.
If you eat NOTHING, you will die.

Wednesday, 9 February 2011

Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda

Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,
Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi.
Arey do boond dosti ke pi le,
Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.

Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum,
Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum.
Seene main chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari,
Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum.

Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.

Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,
Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.
Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,
To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete

Shayari

Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaar! i.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari

is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye

Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai

Dosti

Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam.
Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,
Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam.

Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi

Dil ke dard ko zuba par laate nahi
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi

Shayari

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo....

Love Shayari

Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!

Shayari

Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai
pade bhi to kya pade
yaar mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai

Dosti

jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega

Yaad

Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
dono mein farakh sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.

Dost

Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum...

Shayari

Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane...

Good Morning

Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai

Shayari

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,
hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,
hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
free SMS ki scheme me.

Shayari

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.

Chinese Call Centre...

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me...

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to
me.. Who is this?


Caller: I’m Sam Wan... And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But
what’s this urgent matter
about?


Caller: Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan
was involved in an accident.
Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital.
Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.


Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital, then the accident isn’t
an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for
this!


Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I’m Saw Ree...

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Operator: That’s what I said. I’m Saw Ree...

Caller: Oh …..God…. …

From –
Good Wan!

Heart vs Mind

All Beautiful things start from Heart
All Bad things start from Mind
Never Let the mind rule your heart
Let the heart rule your life

Tuesday, 1 February 2011

Kuch Aur Baat Hoti

Vada bhulate to kuchh aur baat hoti,
hume thukrate to kuchh aur baat hoti,
Youn hi kyun bhula diya hamare pyar ko,
hamara kasoor batate to kuchh aur baat hoti.

Friday, 14 January 2011

Shayari

Kaise kahun k apna bana lo mujhe,
bahon me apni sama lo mujhe.
Bin tumhary ek pal bhi ab kat-ta nahi,
Tum aa kar mujhi se chura lo mujhe.
Zindagi to wo hai sang tumhare jo guzre,
Duniya k ghamo se ab chura lo mujhe.
Meri sabse gehri khwahish ho puri,
Tum agar paas apnay bula lo mujhe.
Yeh kaisa nasha hai jo behka raha hai,
Tumhara hoon mein to sambhalo mujhe.
Najane phir kaisay guzregi zindagani,
Agar apnay dil say kabhi tum nikalo mujhey...